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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
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    Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?
    It was given not taken. You're the only rapist/surprise sex advocate here.
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    It was given not taken. You're the only rapist/surprise sex advocate here.
    Fine fine. So she was given your virginity?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Fine fine. So she was given your virginity?
    It was mutual. What a perfect 90 seconds that was. The back seat of my dads '84 Chevy Celebrity. Christopher Cross singing Sailing on the radio. The moon was full and passion was flowing like a river.

    I showered that night too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    It was mutual. What a perfect 90 seconds that was. The back seat of my dads '84 Chevy Celebrity. Christopher Cross singing Sailing on the radio. The moon was full and passion was flowing like a river.

    I showered that night too.

    So you are co-virginity acceptors, she is younger than you, and you will have sweaty balls?

    I would recommend shaking up a bottle of 7up pre-cock ingestion and giving yourself a bit of a refresher spray. Not only will the bubbles cleanse you, but the lemon-lime scent will attract her deeper into your man parts, enforcing the deep, soulful connection you have before you drop your load on her. By load, I mean ejaculate. Do not poop on your lover. Unless she tries to run.
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