Return of the King

[SkinBasket]

I'm going to say a moderate amount. Its been so hot lately.

Is she older or younger than you?

[SkinBasket]

what if you shit in the shower?

You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.

[Little Whiskey]

You can usually manage to mash it down the drain with your foot. Or so I've been told.

Timeless advice

[SkinBasket]

Timeless advice

Not true. In the future we will evolve to have soft hooves.

[Zool]

Is she older or younger than you?

Younger

[Zool]

what if you shit in the shower?

Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?

[Freak Out]

Fuck no......she should give you head regardless. God says once she signs on to the deal she's ours to have when we want. It's a sin to deny us our lustful pleasures......wait....she is your wife right?

[MJZiggy]

Its not really so much what to do with the shit, its more should i re-shower?

At least rinse for courtesy's sake, dude. And since you're already rinsing, you may as well soap up. No one wants to be licking sweaty balls. The more pleasant the task, the more she'll want to do it.

[Freak Out]

At least rinse for courtesy's sake, dude. And since you're already rinsing, you may as well soap up. No one wants to be licking sweaty balls. The more pleasant the task, the more she'll want to do it.

Speak for yourself.

[MJZiggy]

Speak for yourself.

So noted.

[SkinBasket]

Younger

Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?

[Zool]

Did you take her virginity? Also, did she take yours?

It was given not taken. You're the only rapist/surprise sex advocate here.

[SkinBasket]

It was given not taken. You're the only rapist/surprise sex advocate here.

Fine fine. So she was given your virginity?

[Deputy Nutz]

sweetie poo.

[SkinBasket]

I used one of those to fuck my mom once. It was a little awkward. Since it fit.

Ah ha ha ha! I get it! You're going to use your not-internet powers to edit posts now! You are a brave and clever man!

[Zool]

Fine fine. So she was given your virginity?

It was mutual. What a perfect 90 seconds that was. The back seat of my dads '84 Chevy Celebrity. Christopher Cross singing Sailing on the radio. The moon was full and passion was flowing like a river.

I showered that night too.

[SkinBasket]

It was mutual. What a perfect 90 seconds that was. The back seat of my dads '84 Chevy Celebrity. Christopher Cross singing Sailing on the radio. The moon was full and passion was flowing like a river.

I showered that night too.

So you are co-virginity acceptors, she is younger than you, and you will have sweaty balls?

I would recommend shaking up a bottle of 7up pre-cock ingestion and giving yourself a bit of a refresher spray. Not only will the bubbles cleanse you, but the lemon-lime scent will attract her deeper into your man parts, enforcing the deep, soulful connection you have before you drop your load on her. By load, I mean ejaculate. Do not poop on your lover. Unless she tries to run.

[Deputy Nutz]

If you are into poop especially from or on your lover there is a wonderful thread with pictures in the garbage can some where.

[SkinBasket]

If you are into poop especially from or on your lover there is a wonderful thread with pictures in the garbage can some where.

Hey, did you check with Partial if you're welcome in this thread? He may not want to be affiliated with you considering the irreparable harm you've done him.

[Zool]

Hey, did you check with Partial if you're welcome in this thread? He may not want to be affiliated with you considering the irreparable harm you've done him.

You think he would be offended if we made out for a bit?