Tip numero uno for beginning golfers, spend time on the putting surface and around the greens chipping. Remember you can go to any local course and do that for free.

Yesterday was a fantastic day here in southeastern Wisconsin and I went and hit a bucket of balls, I ordered a medium because I also wanted to get in the batting cage and work on my swing in there as well, and when I gave the gal a ten and all I got back was 2 singles and a quarter, I was like, I only ordered a medium, and she was like I know, 7.75 please.

What the fuck is that? From now on I am going to go to the muney and just chip and putt and to hell with the rest, it is to fucking expensive to learn how to shape a shot consistently.