The Return of the Queen

[BobHanssen]

Hi again fellow Pack fans! (And Mazzin!)

It is I - your favorite poster not named Partial. I, of interracial. I, of interspecial. I am Lions rookie sensation, DeArturo Feoker.

Just kidding.

It is I, the notorious T.E.D. That's "Ted" for shutdown corner, stoic, extreme liberal and man of virtue.

The reason I have returned is because I am naked now that Sportsbubbler is history. What are we? Stardust wandering and withering in cyberspace? Alas, Sportsbubbler was the greatest thing to happen to mankind since the verdict of Loving vs. Virgina.

Humble Madtownpacker, you may move this thread, but I humbly beg you not to ban me (again). I promise no more duplicated accounts! And I understand that there are folks here who hate me like they hate Sarah Palin, but with the new and improved ignore feature, I can now be ignored!

What is up Mazzin? Have you finally wedded Partial? In my despair, I wrote this rhyme for you:

I've strangely become immune
To the thought of seeing you
And the smell of cheap perfume
Is just a ring around the moon
There's no more beauty in this
There's no more beauty in this
There's no more beauty in this world

Actually, I took it from some band named Hurt. Keep in mind that its only plagiarism if one profits for another person's work. As an extreme liberal, I hate capitalism more than I hate sexism, and as an extreme liberal, I rarely hate.

Anyway, the point is, with Sportsbubbler being history like the 9th inning of the 1776 world series of poker, I need a place to post my ingenious "Ballad of Ted Thompson" threads. I hope for the privilege to post them here on this humble forum.

P.S.: If it is not beyond the realm of delusion for one to change his or her screenname, I would like to change mine to "Tank Elf Duke." I am tired of being Bob Hanssen, Russian spy, sexist, and free traitor. But please let me know beforehand regarding said change so I can log back in once I log out - assuming I am not banned again.

Peace.

[Tarlam!]

What are your current thoughts of TT, Tank?

[Bretsky]

IS HE ALIVE ????

[Iron Mike]

If I were to associate you with any spy, Tank..it'd have to be Jonathan J. Pollard.



I can see this fucker diggin' on Coldplay.

[KYPack]

Fuck no.

This slimebag ruined Sportsbubbler.

He'll do it here, too.

[Tarlam!]

Fuck no.

This slimebag ruined Sportsbubbler.

He'll do it here, too.

He wouldn't have a very long leash here.

[Joemailman]

Anyway, the point is, with Sportsbubbler being history like the 9th inning of the 1776 world series of poker, I need a place to post my ingenious "Ballad of Ted Thompson" threads. I hope for the privilege to post them here on this humble forum.

What happened to "Ted Is Trapped in The Closet"?

[Pugger]

Christ, I hope this isn't tinkerbelle. We don't need that vermin in here.

[MadtownPacker]

Christ, I hope this isn't tinkerbelle. We don't need that vermin in here.

I wouldnt worry too much. The difference here is that once we get tired of toying with the vermin we discard it.

[MadtownPacker]

Fuck no.

This slimebag ruined Sportsbubbler.

He'll do it here, too.

If he is being honest because he wants to post here is one thing. If he thinks he is getting a green light to shit all over the place is another.

Maybe a poll?

[Smidgeon]

If he is being honest because he wants to post here is one thing. If he thinks he is getting a green light to shit all over the place is another.

Maybe a poll?

I'm post-Tank days. What's the issue for the relative newbies?

[MadtownPacker]

I'm post-Tank days. What's the issue for the relative newbies?

Crazy, young, White, self proclaimed "liberal" former high school shutdown corner, live from his Moms basement, bumping Coldplay, dogging TT with repeated spoofs of RKellys "Trapped in the closet" song, Internet troll crimes, excessive idiotic behavior, multiple duplicate forum accounts and I think he did some really bad stuff also.

[MadtownPacker]

What are your current thoughts of TT, Tank?

How about we make Tank's answer to this question like a 100 word essay we judge his fate on?

[Tarlam!]

How about we make Tank's answer to this question like a 100 word essay we judge his fate on?

OK, I'll play. I'm sure it will be refreshing.

[wootah]

I was hoping this was a thread about the Musky Queen. Bummer.

[MJZiggy]

I was hoping this was a thread about the Musky Queen. Bummer.

Close to the same thing depending on your definition of musk.

[Tarlam!]

Musk is a secret of the gland of various musk animals e.g. muskrats, musk deer, musk oxen etc. IIRC. I could wiki it, but, it's not my job.

[Guiness]

My thoughts? Fuck you, the shit that went on then is why we lost Rastak.

I'm post-Tank days. What's the issue for the relative newbies?

If you thought Bigguns was a pleasant, refreshing personality, you'll like this guy. Bigguns at least knew his football shit and made sense when he went on his tirades. This guy just has verbal diarrhea.

[Fritz]

Don't forget what Nancy Reagan would say.

[KYPack]

My thoughts? Fuck you, the shit that went on then is why we lost Rastak.



If you thought Bigguns was a pleasant, refreshing personality, you'll like this guy. Bigguns at least knew his football shit and made sense when he went on his tirades. This guy just has verbal diarrhea.

Guiness for leader. Tank got much worse after he was thrown out of this forum. He ruined SB with his sophomoric trolling tactics.

Remember, Tank is on his best behavior when he comes knocking on the door with his "Eddie Haskell" smile. At his worst, he'll wreck the forum and cost you good posters.