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    Bobby "Petrino capped a very bad week with an admission late Thursday night to an “inappropriate relationship” with a woman he hired to his staff way back on March 28. The woman, Jessica Dorrell, was with Petrino when he wrecked his Harley on Sunday – a fact the coach avoided acknowledging during a news conference Tuesday to discuss the accident. More important, Petrino did not acknowledge that fact to his boss, athletic director Jeff Long, until 3:12 p.m. CDT Thursday."

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...ccident_040412


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    50 yo guys that want to be called "Bobby" bug me anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheepshead View Post
    50 yo guys that want to be called "Bobby" bug me anyway.
    Especially ones making $3.6 million a year.

    Why don't these guys learn that they can't take a crap without someone noticing? A little Honey on a Harley isn't going to turn heads? Since it was Sunday, I guess that Petrino thought anybody who cared was in church. LOL.
    Last edited by Kiwon; 04-06-2012 at 07:50 AM.

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    They think they're bullet proof I guess. Take it off campus at least.
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    Why is this in the Packers forum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out View Post
    Why is this in the Packers forum?
    You don't remember Petrino's successful stint as the Falcons coach in 2007 that lasted all of 13 games and ended with taped resignation notes on players lockers?

    On that team was Lawyer Milloy, the very same Lawyer Milloy that Andre Rison and Antonio Freeman beat for touchdowns in Super Bowl XXXI. See, there is your direct link to the Packers.

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    It couldn't have happened to a bigger dickhead.

    It ain't exactly Packer, but is cool stuff.

    Hope the girl is OK & I hope Petrino gets canned over the whole thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    It couldn't have happened to a bigger dickhead.

    It ain't exactly Packer, but is cool stuff.

    Hope the girl is OK & I hope Petrino gets canned over the whole thing.
    Boy, did he get hammered, eh?

    The girlie is OK, she's on paid leave.

    It will be a few years before Bobby Boy gets a gig at a minor program.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    Boy, did he get hammered, eh?

    The girlie is OK, she's on paid leave.

    It will be a few years before Bobby Boy gets a gig at a minor program.
    Au contraire, my Kentucky Fried friend (by the way, I did see the real Colonel Sanders one time as a kid),

    She received $20,000 from Sugar Daddy Bobby with which she purchased a car. Where did the money come from? What if it came out of the University's Athletic budget?

    What's telling is that Petrino isn't seeking anything from the university by way of severance payments, etc. My guess is that there are some other hidden gems that he hopes don't get discovered.

    Jessica's life at UA is over and this thing will follow her. But she'll land on her feet (or her back) and find another guy to charm. Her type never really goes away.

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    When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young. In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride. When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around. When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch. When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct TV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    When your 51 and a head coach you buy a bike to keep you young. In order to remain young, you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride. When you you take your 25 year old girlfriend for a bike ride, she might give you a reach around. When you get a reach around, it becomes hard to maneuver those Ozark Mountain curves when someone is pulling your clutch. When someone is pulling your clutch, you end up in a road side ditch. Don't end up in a roadside ditch like Bobby Petrino, Get Direct TV


    how did i miss this post?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiwon View Post
    Bobby "Petrino capped a very bad week with an admission late Thursday night to an “inappropriate relationship” with a woman he hired to his staff way back on March 28. The woman, Jessica Dorrell, was with Petrino when he wrecked his Harley on Sunday – a fact the coach avoided acknowledging during a news conference Tuesday to discuss the accident. More important, Petrino did not acknowledge that fact to his boss, athletic director Jeff Long, until 3:12 p.m. CDT Thursday."

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...ccident_040412

    At least he acted 'the gentleman 'and allowed her to use his helmut. She looks 'just' fine. Petrino ...on the other hand.....NOT so much !
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    Woody, I think maybe his "helmet" was in her mouth....

    And I agree with KY on this one. Guy is an opportunistic dick and I'm glad he's getting some comeuppance.
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    Zool for Post of the Century.

    (We're only 12 years into it, but that was a good one)

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    Zool for Post of the Century.

    (We're only 12 years into it, but that was a good one)
    First, I concur. Post of the year at least.

    Second, glad to see he doesn't believe in helmets.

    Third, I wonder if she went to Glamour Shots right after the accident?

    Fourth, born and raised in the South, he will always be Bobby, won't he? Bowden anyone?

    Fifth, where do you think he slept the night the news hit? Can you sleep at your office if you have been suspended?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    First, I concur. Post of the year at least.

    Second, glad to see he doesn't believe in helmets.

    Third, I wonder if she went to Glamour Shots right after the accident?

    Fourth, born and raised in the South, he will always be Bobby, won't he? Bowden anyone?

    Fifth, where do you think he slept the night the news hit? Can you sleep at your office if you have been suspended?
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    How believable was it? Five months later, he was the new coach of the Atlanta Falcons.

    That lasted all of 13 games, before Petrino quit during the season and without telling his players. Well-respected Falcons owner Arthur Blank let it be known how little he thought of Petrino.
    What is Arthur Blank well-respected for? For being stupid enough to believe that a coach would remain committed to his team after leaving Louisville just months after signing a 10 year extension with them?

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    Bobby Petrino: dick or pussy or both?
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