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    Thumbs up Top Five "Trailer Park Boys" Quotes

    Remember "Top Five"s from the JSO days???


    Since Mission brought it up, I'll start.....and as always, feel free to add your own.

    1. Randy: "Mr. Lahey, is this you talking, or the liquor?"
    Mr. Lahey: "Randy....I AM the liquor."

    2. Philadelphia Collins: "Randy, my son is missing, and all you can worry about is drugs and fuckin' cheeseburgers?" Later, "Let's get these fuckin' posters out, if you're not too fuckin' high."

    3. Mr. Lahey: "You see, Ricky started off as a little shitspark from the ol' shitflint that eventually grew into a shitbonfire, and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, grew into a raging shitfirestorm. If I marry Barb, I'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I'll be able to unleash a shitnami tidal wave that will extinguish Ricky and his shitflames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave...shitwaves."

    4. Bubbles: "That there's a fuckin' double-decker barbecue, I'd like to see that Red Blue Green cocksucker put one of these together....fuckin' duct tapin' it."

    5. Ricky: "No one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli."
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    ** Ricky: "The thing with kids and growings and getting learnings and stuff is that... You can't lie to them.

    Basically, if you wanna tell the children they can't do something they're gonna want to do it more.

    When I was young I did all kinds of crazy shit and I turned out wicked. That's because my dad was f'n cool, he let me do shit.

    I was allowed to drive his car around the park, basically took my dirt bike to school, let me grow dope in his shed in grade 7.

    You know, that's what good parenting is all about. You gotta let them have a bit of freedom."


    ** Ricky: [about their illegal gas station]

    "Unleaded, blue container. Supreme, red container. Diesel in the green. Okay, are we clear here, guys?"

    Cory: "Yeah, but how can you tell which is the Supreme? "

    Ricky: "What, are you stupid? You f ' n' taste it.

    Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good."


    ** Randy: ...I want my barbeque.

    Ricky: You know what Randy, you're totally right and you know what I'm gonna do for ya?

    Randy: What?

    Ricky: Jack Shit.


    ** Bubbles: "Here's what I know, Rick.

    If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, you own it. If it doesn't, you don't own it. And if it doesn't you're an asshole, just like you."


    ** ... while delivering his speech drunk, to become trailer park supervisor:

    Mr. Lahey: "Who is this park, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems? ......

    Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway, pissing themselves? Who doesn't drink too much sometimes or who doesn't have a puff from time to time? And who doesn't have problems with the people they love?

    This is our home. This is our community. I am Jim Lahey, and I am your trailer park supervisor!"



    ** I cannot resist posting this...


    'Bubbles on Hockey' ... " Yup he'd like to put Gretzky and Lafleur out there on a line with him.

    Yup..that would be a good line." paraphrased

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrB_X...eature=related (10:57)


    One of the funniest episodes of trailer Park Boys:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wEhZ...eature=related ( 22:38)
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    Quotes? Fuck the quotes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by easy cheesy View Post


    Quotes? Fuck the quotes!
    Pick up your 'Ricky Doll' at your local Supermarket with the purchase of any Telus cellular on a 3 year subscription.
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