So... Aaron Hernandez

[King Friday]

Maybe Tebow was brought in to preach to the locker room?

[Fritz]

If Jolly got a three year suspension for being a dumb ass and drinking purple juice, what does this rate?

Oh, wait, I forgot. It's the NFL, where taking illegal drugs is bad, but being involved in a murder is okay, as long as you can dodge the system. See Lewis, Ray.

If the coppers and the judicial system don't get Hernandez, Goodell will welcome him back to the NFL with open arms.

But I don't know how Belichek feels about character, although he seems like the type that doesn't care if you murdered a baby as long as you can help him win football games. But if Belichek does cut him, then Hernandez will likely end up in Detroit or Cinci, where he'll fit right in.

[cheesner]

If Jolly got a three year suspension for being a dumb ass and drinking purple juice, what does this rate?

Oh, wait, I forgot. It's the NFL, where taking illegal drugs is bad, but being involved in a murder is okay, as long as you can dodge the system. See Lewis, Ray.

If the coppers and the judicial system don't get Hernandez, Goodell will welcome him back to the NFL with open arms.

But I don't know how Belichek feels about character, although he seems like the type that doesn't care if you murdered a baby as long as you can help him win football games. But if Belichek does cut him, then Hernandez will likely end up in Detroit or Cinci, where he'll fit right in.

Jolly was going to prison. Whether Goodell suspended him or not, he wasn't going to be available.

Hernandez doesn't sound very bright. How you throw away a $40M contract in order to act and be a tough guy, I don't know. Seems like he has the mentality of a 14 year old and I doubt he was able to get rid of all the evidence.

They already have the neighbors surveillance video, police should be able to see the rental car drive off and then Hernandez walking back home 10 mins later. I'm not sure what the smashing of the cell phone is about. I'm sure the police have a subpoena with Verizon already. Did he take the cell with when he dropped the body? Was it far enough to ping another cell tower - showing he was in the rental car when it left? Is he smart enough to know how to discard a gun? That shit is in a lot of movies, he probably was able to figure that out.


Okay rats, lets draw straws. We get 10 of us together, one of us confesses, Hernandez gives each of us $1M. One of us has to sit in jail for 5-7 years. Who's in?

[KYPack]

Jolly was going to prison. Whether Goodell suspended him or not, he wasn't going to be available.

Hernandez doesn't sound very bright. How you throw away a $40M contract in order to act and be a tough guy, I don't know. Seems like he has the mentality of a 14 year old and I doubt he was able to get rid of all the evidence.

They already have the neighbors surveillance video, police should be able to see the rental car drive off and then Hernandez walking back home 10 mins later. I'm not sure what the smashing of the cell phone is about. I'm sure the police have a subpoena with Verizon already. Did he take the cell with when he dropped the body? Was it far enough to ping another cell tower - showing he was in the rental car when it left? Is he smart enough to know how to discard a gun? That shit is in a lot of movies, he probably was able to figure that out.


Okay rats, lets draw straws. We get 10 of us together, one of us confesses, Hernandez gives each of us $1M. One of us has to sit in jail for 5-7 years. Who's in?

I'd say we use Mad.

He'd look like a "Hernandez", for sure.

Is Hernandez a Mexican or is he from the Puerto Rican faction of the Hernandez clan?

[cheesner]

I'd say we use Mad.

He'd look like a "Hernandez", for sure.

Is Hernandez a Mexican or is he from the Puerto Rican faction of the Hernandez clan?

Not looking for a 'look-a-like'. We will get the details though Hernandez's lawyers, then we draw straws, and one of us 'confesses' blending himself in to the facts we got. If Hernandez dropped the gun in a storm drain, for example, that would be a part of the confession and the cops confirm the story by finding the gun.

But if your motive is to incarcerate a Hispanic and make money, then I see no problem with that. Mad it is.

[MadtownPacker]

But if your motive is to incarcerate a Hispanic and make money, then I see no problem with that. Mad it is.

So nice to be needed...

[woodbuck27]

Not looking for a 'look-a-like'. We will get the details though Hernandez's lawyers, then we draw straws, and one of us 'confesses' blending himself in to the facts we got. If Hernandez dropped the gun in a storm drain, for example, that would be a part of the confession and the cops confirm the story by finding the gun.

But if your motive is to incarcerate a Hispanic and make money, then I see no problem with that. Mad it is.

Damn that's almost brilliant. You've just created a brand new scenario for a 'new movie' script. Their running out of ideas. So get pen to paper and submit that for some decent cash. You'll need an agent.

Mad might even double for the main actor when it gets down to the really rough stuff. No forget that as then he might become too famous for Packerrats.

Is Andy Garcia now too old for the lead part?

[MadtownPacker]

I'd say we use Mad.

He'd look like a "Hernandez", for sure.

Is Hernandez a Mexican or is he from the Puerto Rican faction of the Hernandez clan?

Lets do that! Anyways I will have a rental car waiting for your ass. Hurtz Car Rental company, extra large trunks for extra fat punks!

I think island Brownies use the Hernandes. S at the end.

[hoosier]

I'd say we use Mad.

He'd look like a "Hernandez", for sure.

Is Hernandez a Mexican or is he from the Puerto Rican faction of the Hernandez clan?

Aaron is one of those hot blooded Puertoricans.

[Fritz]

Jolly was going to prison. Whether Goodell suspended him or not, he wasn't going to be available.

Hernandez doesn't sound very bright. How you throw away a $40M contract in order to act and be a tough guy, I don't know. Seems like he has the mentality of a 14 year old and I doubt he was able to get rid of all the evidence.

They already have the neighbors surveillance video, police should be able to see the rental car drive off and then Hernandez walking back home 10 mins later. I'm not sure what the smashing of the cell phone is about. I'm sure the police have a subpoena with Verizon already. Did he take the cell with when he dropped the body? Was it far enough to ping another cell tower - showing he was in the rental car when it left? Is he smart enough to know how to discard a gun? That shit is in a lot of movies, he probably was able to figure that out.


Okay rats, lets draw straws. We get 10 of us together, one of us confesses, Hernandez gives each of us $1M. One of us has to sit in jail for 5-7 years. Who's in?

You're being rather brutal on the fourteen year olds of this country.

I'd say he's got the brains of a fetus.

[cheesner]

You're being rather brutal on the fourteen year olds of this country.

I'd say he's got the brains of a fetus.

Did a quick survey of 14 year olds and here is what I got:





eTron:"Hernandez be a tupid biatch"




Little Q: "Dat Hernandez a stupid ass poopy head." (I could not confirm he was 14 - I think he was lying)




Malcolm Z: "It be kin der bitches. Hernandez be fucked with da stupidity up iz ass."


There you have it Fritz, you were right. Even 14 year olds know that Hernandez is stupid.

[Cheesehead Craig]

40 oz bottles for $2? Damn, where that at?

[cheesner]

40 oz bottles for $2? Damn, where that at?

South Central. Its not as good a deal as you think. You give em the $2 and they give you the bottle - empty. Its another $5 to have it filled. Another $3 and its pure beer - no piss.

[MadtownPacker]

40 oz bottles for $2? Damn, where that at?

Yeah look at what it is. That Hurricane shit is the Nighttrain/Thunderbird of beers.

[hoosier]

Hernandez is innocent, clear as day. Can't anyone see that?

[mraynrand]

Hernandez is innocent, clear as day. Can't anyone see that?

Ray Lewis can

[hoosier]

Tebow framed him.

[Upnorth]

I do believe that page one of this thread is the greatest collection of pun humor packerrats has ever seen.

[mraynrand]

"We don't want Odin to have died in vain."

Why didn't Thor intervene??

[George Cumby]

Why didn't Thor intervene??

Soooooooooo..... Hernandez is Loki?