the last time i had a rectal exam - professionally - I was in a university hospital. A group of 5 or 6 med students, two of them pretty females, were brought in for a view of the proceedings. I was never so humiliated in my life. Oh my god, the memories are rushing back - the students were invited to feel inside me. I'm not making this up.
Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
Holy shit! I would have put a stop to that in a heartbeat.
BOMNF!!!!I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
I got ten bucks that says Harlan is wondering if he's too old to enlist.
So you were the party favor? Interesting, you most have one pecular anus.
Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
To much of a good thing is an awesome thing
There is something wrong with that granola. The SkinBasket wonders if nuts can carry salmonella.
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How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
Why would you even care to ask.How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
The point at which pain becomes agony is the point at which the world becomes the space immediately around us instead of the space we move around in.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
You know......that was 1986 and I've kinda blocked that from my memory.How many DIGITS did they stick in--and how far?I had the digital rectal exam once when I was in the Army, and that was enough to last me a lifetime.If all we had to do was get a little felt up...
All I remember is the Doc saying "O.K., done." I turned around and that MFer was smiling.
I didn't even attempt to wipe the lube off my ass......I pulled up my pants and got the hell out of there.
The core of the SkinBasket has not changed in over two years. We remain intact and regretful. We find ourselves caught between resignation and desperation.
The SkinBasket is still not into micromanaging.
That's a lie.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
The SkinBasket dreams of intricately beautiful old world subterranean realms waiting just beyond the fear of the cobweb covered, impossibly small door in the corner of the unlit dug out dirt walled room in the basement.
One day the SkinBasket will find a way to return to his world.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Baah
Did you fart?
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen
The SkinBasket is laughing out loud tonight. Some things in life are too easy.
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We all struggle to find contentment in life, no matter how ethereal. The driving impetus derived from discovering happiness before death. What then of those who fear not death? Where lies their contentment?
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
HOFer
stop drinking, you've had enough
Do not fear death but welcome it as a passage into the next realm of leaving the physical and entering into the spiritual part of the journeystop drinking, you've had enough
Baah
Sometimes the SkinBasket looks at a couple and thinks, "Wow. She must go deep." Then We realize we're related to them and our brain kills itself a little.
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We be kickin' it with some leftover 2007 Chateau Montelena and some $.49 chocolate covered pretzel bites. Suck it Obama.
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