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    Senior Rat All-Pro jack's smirking revenge's Avatar
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    Re: The SkinBasket

    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    PackerRats.com is 0.96% SkinBasket. How does it taste?
    About as good as that new Jazz Diet Pepsi---0.96% pleasurable.

    Just kidding bro. Congrats on being part of the one percenters!

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    The mind is its own place, and in it self
    Can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.

    "Paradise Lost"-John Milton

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    Thanks Skin - that one is much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool
    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    The SkinBasket is responsive to the Banger's feelings of self-doubt and sexual confusion.
    Or possibly the cause of them.

    Now that is quality comedy.

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    The SkinBasket likes ribs. We find them sexy.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Justanotherpackfan thinks SkinBasket has severe mental damage.

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    Love The Skinbasket's Serena Williams avatar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    The SkinBasket likes nature, but will not hesitate to put a bullet in a caged raccoon's skull point blank if it will save him trouble later.
    i knew you had a little red neck in ya......what do you shoot??? keep it loaded at all times you never know when a situation might present itself. that is why gun racks are so useful. keeps that peacemaker at your fingertips, on the ready

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    The Skinbasket is piece of garbage.

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    The SkinBasket wishes he could placate the misplaced furror of the Mexican with chorizzos corrompidos and Chinese prostitutes. The good ones, not the short fat ones with Mongoloid toes. The prostitutes are being detained by Homeland Security and they had the chorizzo money. The Skinbasket weeps softly.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    I wonder if the SkinBaskets new avatar is related to Marion Jones.

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    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
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    The SkinBasket drops cheese for others to pick up. When they do, he knows they exist.

    The SkinBasket falls over sometimes.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    The skinbasket is not worthy of living.

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    The skinbasket is not worthy of living.

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    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
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    Is the Skinbasket unworthy of life because he is unworthy of living, or because the Skinbasket dropped his cheese and it was eaten up?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    The Skinbasket does not have a heart to consume Oxygen unless it is the Oxygen Network.

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    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
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    The Skinbasket has a heart behind fortified walls. The Skinbasket does not mind the walls when he feels danger, and ignores them when he does not. We build our defenses at night, under cover of darkness and despair so that the rays of hope brough on with the light of day do not see that the walls are a little taller and slightly thicker.

    The Skinbasket recalls the words of Simon. "The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night." Only it always comes back and my very own tag-along moon follows. It is indeed, a terrible night to have a curse.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    What goes around comes around ...

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    The Idle Threat picks up the cheese and smells it. It is disappointed that the cheese does not smell like teen pregancy and unwashed genitals. It attempts to irritate the SkinBasket with insults and ironically only immitates the very one it would belittle in doing so. The SkinBasket is amused, but also a little sad.

    The SkinBasket has never worn a watermelon banana hammock, but might be persuaded into doing so by the right person.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Depends. Do we really want to see you in a watermelon banana hammock?
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