Thank you, SkinBasket. Alcohol induced sleep ultimately did the trick for me.
Regarding giving a bum $10 and a sandwich, I've found the following to be cheaper and equally effective.
http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html
"little SkinBasket" -- It can breed. God save us all.
"My problems with him are his vision and tendency to dance instead of pounding a hole." - Harvey Wallbangers
Dear Basket,
I can't find my dam checkbook. What does the Skin suggest ?
Should I
A. Blame the wife since when money is missing she always seems to be the one to have found a way to get rid of it
B. Clean the house in hopes of eventually find the wallet
C. Say screw it and have another beer
bretsky - Just throw on a #30 jersey and Im sure it will reappear!
HOFer
Nice! Tell her your taking Ahman Green Marriage Counciling classes.Originally Posted by MadtownPacker
NOTE TO SELF
I had two beers
then thought of looking through mess in van.
Found checkbook
LESSON
BEER MAKES ME SMARTER
The SkinBasket lost a little of ourselves yesterday. We mourn the loss while at the same time determining our new path from the one forgotten.
My name is SkinBasket de SkinBasket. I will return.
We have to keep an eye on Alberto. Alberto is much worse.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
The SkinBasket is still looking for a ghost to fight. We thought that perhaps one would read our previous post about fighting ghosts and come and try to psyche us out. Pull our blankets off or tug on our toes. But nothing. The SkinBasket's father once had a spirit that would watch him whilst he slept, but he was also on pain medication at the time, and the apparition seems to have left with the drugs. It has been some 12 years since the SkinBasket experienced a "strange" event himself, and he is looking for some payback.
Does anyone out there have a ghost for the SkinBasket to throw down with? No yetis or aliens please. Spirits only.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
HOFer
I have a few demons, but sorry, no ghosts...
"Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings
The SkinBasket is a demon. A ghost-punching demon who will put his dong in a weegie board pointer to anger the spirit world.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
The basket is back in the red and it feels good. Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou bitches!
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
For f*ck's sake, doesn't no one have any good ghost stories? The SkinBasket is looking to kick some ghostie ass with his spirit breaking knuckles of doom. Someone help a bitch out.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
The Skinbasket is slightly sickened by the world he lives in. A world where a man is afraid to act like a man and a woman feels she must act in a way that accords with the views of Ellen instead of her own motherly instincts.
Fuck this degenerative suckhole we live in. Fuck it for life. Fuck it it for freedom. Fuck it for your children. But for fuck's sake, just fuck it.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
BTW. I'm still looking for a ghost to fight you lot of pussies. Don't go tellin' the basket that you ain't got no ghosts out here. Hell, I'll punch a possessed girl in the uterus and skull-fuck the demon that comes out. Ya'll can't tell me that out of the dozens of fuckers who read this forum, none of ya'll don't have no spirits for the SkinBasket to beat up.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
You're outnumbered.
Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack, a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen
The skinbasket would prefer that retarded people try to do an ordinary job competently instead of always trying so hard to do an extraordinary job poorly.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
She crawls to the skinbasket on hands and knees because she knows the exaggerated movements of her hips and naked breasts might make us lose consciousness or worse. What she wants is lurking, sliding down from the skinbasket's chest into the pit of our guts. The things the skinbasket wants to do to her makes the skinbasket crazy, shattering all our thoughts and sending them flaming into our viens.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
It's baaaaaack........
"I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley
Don't be afraid.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
The skinbasket would like to point out that this statement was not an exaggeration. The skinbasket has indeed "put it in" a weegie board pointer. Not because the skinbasket does not believe, because we do, but because we want to fuck up some spirit motherfuckers. The skinbasket reminisces fondly what the spirit on the other side of the pointer must have thought when it received such an ear/eye/mouth/full. The skinbasket still stands ready to violate the unruly spirit world in any way he can. They dared fuck with the basket as a child. Now it's payback time.
"You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
Mescaline? Peyote? Share motherfucker.The skinbasket would like to point out that this statement was not an exaggeration. The skinbasket has indeed "put it in" a weegie board pointer. Not because the skinbasket does not believe, because we do, but because we want to fuck up some spirit motherfuckers. The skinbasket reminisces fondly what the spirit on the other side of the pointer must have thought when it received such an ear/eye/mouth/full. The skinbasket still stands ready to violate the unruly spirit world in any way he can. They dared fuck with the basket as a child. Now it's payback time.
C.H.U.D.
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