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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out
    Mescaline? Peyote? Share motherfucker.
    Nothing but the sheer confidence that I'll kill any spirit motherfucker who dares try to tickle my nutsack or lurk in my closet. I've got some mighty mojo in these fists. The blue flame of tainted justice. I'll put that up against any transparent pussy floater any day.
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    Question to the Skin Basket, not sure if you will know the answer or not but just curious.

    Are you a multiple personality of another member of PR?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LL2
    Question to the Skin Basket, not sure if you will know the answer or not but just curious.

    Are you a multiple personality of another member of PR?
    The skinbasket will humor the humanoid.

    ?Multipile personalities ? as you so ineloquently describe them are a bannable offence here as far as the basket knows. The skinbasket is what the skinbasket is. The skinbasket is nonplural and exists solely and completely at the discretion of ourselves. The Dark Tomes which comprise our soul say it is so and so we must be.
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    RANGIKU!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LL2
    Question to the Skin Basket, not sure if you will know the answer or not but just curious.

    Are you a multiple personality of another member of PR?
    Nobody in here is as creative/screwed up, to think up a character like Skinny.
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    The Skinbasket DOES NOT double post! Ever!

    But nevertheless, despite the vast array of different perspectives and priorities scattered throughout the whole human race, and even throughout an individual's life, we tend to get more than a little inflexible about our perspective. We believe we're right, and the perspectives of others are to be judged in accordance with how much they agree with ours.
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    Two Georgia State University sociologists
    have come out with a study finding that
    people who aren't having sex, but want to,
    are frustrated and unhappy.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    BOULDER, Colo. A man admitted Monday to
    stealing artwork he considered anti-male and
    pornographic from a public library and leaving
    an American flag in its place.

    The display featured 21 brightly colored ceramic
    penises hanging from a clothesline. It was part of an exhibit sponsored by a
    battered women's shelter in recognition of Domestic Violence Awareness
    Month.

    Robert Rowan, 49, who took the display Saturday, said he supports the
    shelter's work but believes the library should have been more sensitive to
    families and children who could see the display.

    "The whole display is a male-bashing deal," Rowan said. "This just doesn't
    belong here."
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    BOULDER, Colo. A man admitted Monday to
    stealing artwork he considered anti-male and
    pornographic from a public library and leaving
    an American flag in its place.

    The display featured 21 brightly colored ceramic
    penises hanging from a clothesline. It was part of an exhibit sponsored by a
    battered women's shelter in recognition of Domestic Violence Awareness
    Month.

    Robert Rowan, 49, who took the display Saturday, said he supports the
    shelter's work but believes the library should have been more sensitive to
    families and children who could see the display.

    "The whole display is a male-bashing deal," Rowan said. "This just doesn't
    belong here."
    The question is ... what is he doing with them?

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    What is better, loving tender soulful sex, or anger, raging, head stuck in the headboard sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deputy Nutz
    What is better, loving tender soulful sex, or anger, raging, head stuck in the headboard sex?
    The SkinBasket recently pondered this very question and came to the following conclusion: The tender lovemaking is best for the teenage years, when people still believe in love and soulmates and looking into each other's eyes during the moment of penetration.

    The Skinbasket recommends raging pornstar sex for those past their pubescent stages. As one of today's popular folk singer's states:

    I want to hold you close
    Skin pressed against me tight
    Lie still, and close your eyes girl
    So lovely, it feels so right

    I want to hold you close
    Soft breasts, beating heart
    As I whisper in your ear
    I wanna fucking tear you apart

    Beyond the loving years come the needy years. When sexual energy is more difficult to muster and more complicated to express, leading to a massive build-up of lust which can only be adequately released through exciting head stuck in the headboard sex. This type of sex also confirms to both parties (assuming of course there is more than one party involved, which isn't always necessary) that they are not dead yet.

    The SkinBasket has always preferred angry sex because he is a pervert.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    the skinbasket does not consider inconsequential consequences when formulating our short-term PoA.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Well Skin the summer is months old and I have yet to hear from you or the family. Where the hell is my invitation? Where fuck is the welcome mat? I quit my third fucking job in the last year and this is what I get? Horse shit on top of donkey shit is what this is.

    Fuck a Brewers game will more than make up for it, but I am going to Mexico next week for a nice rest. So piss off come next Wednesday.

    Cheers brotha!

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    The Skinbasket finds it difficult to maintain the status quo when the status quo is acceptable. It is only when the status quo falls into the unacceptable to utterly dire range that the SkinBasket is moved to make changes. The Skinbasket only hopes it is not too late but knows that one of these times, it will be.

    The Skinbasket sings love songs to the wicked and recommends the guacamole in the plastic cup over that in the flowery glass bowl.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    The Skinbasket forgot what he was going to say, but it was profound. Something about changing the way every day plays out without the help of the people that make every day the same.

    Blah! The SkinBasket pukes out his enormous regrets before washing them away with the Rubber Hose of Hope.
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    The SkinBasket seems addicted to the thrill of self-destruction, but is unwilling to accept the actual consequences of said destructive actions, namely the loss of things treasured by us. It sickens us to think that we are so weak, but it seems unavoidable.

    The SkinBasket resolves to be stronger about how he goes about self destructing.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    nah. never mind. I got nothin.

    I want to reach into your dark world and embrace you.

    There, I said it.

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