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    Creepy Rat HOFer SkinBasket's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby
    I want to reach into your dark world and embrace you.

    There, I said it.
    Do not be afraid to admit your latent desires to the Basket. We enjoy hugs, but be forewarned, the SkinBasket has a pointy pelvis.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    I'm having "stuff management" issues.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    I like to hide in the background and search for Brett Michaels.

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    who he? this is mind bottling.

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    The SkinBasket mounts his trusty stead to help our friend nutz find Mr. Michaels. We only hope we have enough RAM to chase him through the tight bandwidth places.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    I'm having "stuff management" issues.
    If the SkinBasket takes your stuff, will your management issues subside? We dutifully stand ready to lessen your mortal burden if your stuff is expensive, tasty, or otherwise produces hallucinations.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Ziggy's stuff is ripe! time to free her mind, from her tomato complex.

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    Ziggy's having a yard sale...and mentioning at the local swimming hole that I have fresh, organic tomatoes has netted me a number of new friends...
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    What the heck are orgasmic tomatoes?
    Ring the bells that still can ring
    Forget your perfect offering
    There is a crack, a crack in everything
    That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman
    What the heck are orgasmic tomatoes?
    lol

    joemailman--> <--Bretsky
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    Quote Originally Posted by MJZiggy
    Ziggy's having a yard sale...and mentioning at the local swimming hole that I have fresh, organic tomatoes has netted me a number of new friends...
    Well watch your peaches, they come for the tomatoes and then your peaches.

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    Every day. Every goddamn day.

    The SkinBasket feels like that retarded bastard in that movie Momento.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    The SkinBasket prepares to punch ourselves in the genitals so hard we knock all the cooties out. Then, maybe, we can stop moving so goddamn slow. Look out world, here comes a shower of cooties.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    What are cooties? I know the term and I know it's bad, but I don't know what it really is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarveyWallbangers
    What are cooties? I know the term and I know it's bad, but I don't know what it really is.
    Lice. Best removed with turpentine.
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    cooties are supposedly what girls have. Steer clear of them. You don't want cooties. I think there is a game called cootie for children, right?

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    The game



    The real thing



    Really big lice

    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    He died. He died and they ate him. Now all that's left is a claw.

    We can feel the neuronic flashes, little explosions down our arms and back. They might mean we're dying. They might mean we're still alive. We don't know which is worse.

    The Skinbasket doubts his own sanity a little. Just enough to make convenient excuses.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkinBasket
    He died. He died and they ate him.
    For a second there I thought you were talking about Jesus and Catholics, here.

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    We drank his blood too, just for good measure.
    Ring the bells that still can ring
    Forget your perfect offering
    There is a crack, a crack in everything
    That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen

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