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    Fact Rat HOFer Patler's Avatar
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    That photo is SO misleading!

    There was a tiny kitten just out of view of the camera. It was struggling to breath. Manziel saw it and didn't hesitate. He immediately took out a bill, rolled it into a tiny tube and performed an emergency intubation, saving the kitten's life.

    People are just so suspicious...............

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    Maybe his drink straw was broken?
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Trust me no one sniffs cocaine in the open like that in bathroom night clubs anymore...mainly because most of them now have bathroom guys especially in Vegas.

    Anyway if he was sniffing something I'm willing to bet it wasn't cocaine and was instead prescription pills like adderall.

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    North Dallas Forty Baby!
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    It's just origami. He's clearly making a giraffe with a real long neck.
    All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

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    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Here's that pussy on draft day after being taken #1. AIDS is too good for him.

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    To me, the word for Manziel is "punk."
    "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

    KYPack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    To me, the word for Manziel is "punk."
    You are officially old. At least you didn't say thug.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Better than hanging out with Bieber. There might be hope for him yet.

    Ring the bells that still can ring
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    There is a crack, a crack in everything
    That's how the light gets in - Leonard Cohen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    Better than hanging out with Bieber. There might be hope for him yet.

    He always appears bright eyed and bushy tailed.

    Does he ever sleep?
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    He always appears bright eyed and bushy tailed.

    Does he ever sleep?
    Bushy tailed? What makes you say that? They look like they'd be neatly trimmed tail, if not shaved.
    Fire Murphy, Gute, MLF, Barry, Senavich, etc!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadScientist View Post
    Bushy tailed? What makes you say that? They look like they'd be neatly trimmed tail, if not shaved.
    HAHA!

    Sleep? Not when that caine is involved! My school'n taught me that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadScientist View Post
    Bushy tailed? What makes you say that? They look like they'd be neatly trimmed tail, if not shaved.
    Reminds me of a 'That 70's show' episode, when Hyde says he's going to write "I hate the fuzz" on his butt while streaking, and Fez asks him if he hates the fuzz on his butt, why doesn't he just shave it off?
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    From Sunday night, the Browns' new mascot will be a live bulldog named "Swagger" http://wp.me/p14QSB-9w6G

    There is always a fine line between clever and stupid. This isn't even close.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Well done. Well done.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    My genuine feeling is that about two more stories covering how it is or is not going to happen will land me in the Patler zone. Not for the same reason, that enough attention and adulation and cash has been paid to (former) players already, but because I will no longer care to indulge in the nostalgia.

    I don't actually think the fans reactions, even to the extent they can be predicted, play much a part in this. This is one side dithering upon what will be an endless list of concerns.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Best analysis so far today:

    1. Replacing last year's head coach [Schiano, earlier compared to Custer], a rabid ferret who found a whistle in a pile of garbage at a landfill, with Love 'n' Jeff, besties who rekindled their love for football during a magical 2013 retreat in Lovie Smith's basement. Lovie and Tedford's defensive and offensive schemes harken back to the turn of the millennium, but outdated strategies are better than tactics built upon the bedrock of loathing and resenting your own players.
    http://www.sportsonearth.com/article...edford#!beP5Ba
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/07/15/new...raham-contract

    Jimmy Graham: 4 years, 40 million, 12 million signing bonus, 21 million guaranteed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    http://www.si.com/nfl/2014/07/15/new...raham-contract

    Jimmy Graham: 4 years, 40 million, 12 million signing bonus, 21 million guaranteed.
    I understand the love of the game and the lifetime earnings thing, but if the best TE in the NFL gets "only" $10 million per year, how in the good Lord's name will Finley get anywhere near that. And yet if he retires, he gets that AND ITS TAX FREE, so like $14 million to stay home and not live your years in a wheel chair.

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