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    What is Marshawn Lynch's "act"?

    Stand-up? Dramatic monologues?
    He does reproductions of Jackson Pollack with Skittles.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Bears have grown tired of Jay Cutler's act and will part ways with him at halftime.

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    Bears have grown tired of Jay Cutler's act and will part ways with him at halftime.
    Bears fans are going to be homicidal after this debacle.

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    Demolition Man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Cumby View Post
    Demolition Man!
    Too bad we never called him that when he was a Packer.

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    watched the "a football life" on ricky williams last night. for as goofy as i remember him, with all his troubles and all, he surprisingly had a great career stats wise. 10,000 yard club.
    Last edited by gbgary; 11-05-2014 at 07:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbgary View Post
    watched the "a football life" on ricky williams last night. for as goofy as i remember him, with all his troubles and all, he surprisingly had a great career stats wise. 10,000 yard club.
    Yea, Ricky was a little goofy, but troubles? All Ricky did was smoke a little Mary Jane. Alas, I don't smoke weed like I used to in my hippie youth, as I don't wanna burn off all my sperms and not be able to plant my awesome seed(s) in some hot chick, hopefully Jenifer Lawrence, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with smoking Mary Jane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    ...hopefully Jenifer Lawrence...
    She does have a certain mystique about her, but as to your chances with her: Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    She does have a certain mystique about her, but as to your chances with her: Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!
    lol. My band, The Dopes, has got to catch a break sometimes. Once Coldplay breaks up (hopefully not too soon), we'll become the next Coldplay. I read somewhere that the beauteous Jennifer loves Coldplay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbgary View Post
    watched the "a football life" on ricky williams last night. for as goofy as i remember him, with all his troubles and all, he surprisingly had a great career stats wise. 10,000 yard club.
    Even more impressive when you consider that he sat out three seasons right in the middle of his career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patler View Post
    Even more impressive when you consider that he sat out three seasons right in the middle of his career.

    And more impressive yet when you realize the dude was a stoner!
    "The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."

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    Manziel involved in scuffle/ huge brawl depending on who you want to believe on Friday night. Sounds like his bodyguard punched out a guy who approached Manziel.

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...ed-in-incident

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    Manziel involved in scuffle/ huge brawl depending on who you want to believe on Friday night. Sounds like his bodyguard punched out a guy who approached Manziel.

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...ed-in-incident
    It might be just a case of his bodyguards doing their job...if maybe getting a little over-zealous. Dude approaches Manziel wanting a hug - ya, I don't think so. Of course, if they were competent, they wouldn't have to resort to throwing punches. It was also 2:30am, so maybe not the best judgement being out at that time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guiness View Post
    It might be just a case of his bodyguards doing their job...if maybe getting a little over-zealous. Dude approaches Manziel wanting a hug - ya, I don't think so. Of course, if they were competent, they wouldn't have to resort to throwing punches. It was also 2:30am, so maybe not the best judgement being out at that time.
    I wonder if it was the Factory Of Sadness guy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    Manziel involved in scuffle/ huge brawl depending on who you want to believe on Friday night. Sounds like his bodyguard punched out a guy who approached Manziel.

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300...ed-in-incident

    sound and fury. Was at his apt. Plus Manzier is a backup...
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    sound and fury. Was at his apt. Plus Manzier is a backup...
    Now he (or his agent, or PR guy, or whoever) is saying it wasn't a bodyguard/member of his entourage that got into the altercation, but a 'roomate'. He has a roomate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guiness View Post
    Now he (or his agent, or PR guy, or whoever) is saying it wasn't a bodyguard/member of his entourage that got into the altercation, but a 'roomate'. He has a roomate?
    A-Rod_12 once had a nonfootball roommate, too. Just saying.

    Nobody likes to go out partying alone. Picking up chicks (or guys) is easier when you have a wingman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrion Lannister View Post
    A-Rod_12 once had a nonfootball roommate, too. Just saying.

    Nobody likes to go out partying alone. Picking up chicks (or guys) is easier when you have a wingman.
    JF already has a special other. Saw her at a steakhouse with Manzier in June. Sort of a good looking version of Jenifer Lawrence.
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    Wow...

    Baltimore Ravens ‏@Ravens 8m8 minutes ago
    #Ravens DT Haloti Ngata has been suspended by the NFL for the next four games for violating its performance enhancing substances policy.

    Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 6m6 minutes ago
    In his statement Ngata says he took Adderall. Takes responsibility for his actions. Yada, Yada, Yada

    Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 7m7 minutes ago
    Ravens already had a tricky decision looming with Ngata in 2015 given his age, injury history and big salary and cap #. This complicates it
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