Why This Is Going To Be A Great Season

[The Shadow]

This "accent the positive" shit creeps me out, this is like a tent revival meeting. But I will step forward to testify. I'm encouraged that Micah Hyde won the starting safety job ahead of a first round draft pick. Ha Ha looked fine, nothing to worry about there, but Micah looks like a natural. Last year's critical problem is now a strength. Also, Peppers looks very natural and quick at outside linebacker. As Borat would say, "Great Success."

Praise Jesus, brothers and sisters! Bwa-ba-galla gimme kush kush! (that was some speaking in tongues for the uninitiated)

You've got to accentuate the positive
eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
But don't mess with mister inbetween

You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down to the minimum
have faith, a pandemonium
Libel to walk up on the scene

To illustrate my last remark
Jonah in the Whale, Noah in the ark
What did they do
just when everything looked so dark

They said we better
accentuate the positive
eliminate the negative
latch on to the affirmative
But don't mess with mister inbetween

[One more Time]

To illustrate my last remark
Jonah in the whale, Noah in the ark
What did they do
just when everything looked so dark
don't mess, don't mess, don't mess
with mister inbetween