Pimps & Hoes

[Tyrion Lannister]

Need to vent!

Hoes:

McCarthy - Look on McCarthy's face after the safety was priceless. This fat man is borderline retarded. Never learns from his mistakes. Should've benched that fat turd that gave the Lions a quick 6 points. Instead, brought back said fat turd to waste plays and give the Lions another 2 points. #11 couldn't catch a fuck, yet he the played the whole fucking game. Play-calling was so fucking predictable.

Lacy - Stunk worse than a fat turd.

Rodgers - Held the ball forever. Never took a chance. Off-target all day, especially Nelson in the redzone on that failed 4th down play late in 4th quarter. Should've audibled out of run on saftey. Been in the league for 10 years and still can't figure out how to beat the Cover 2, 4 men rush.

#11 - This guy plays the League? He sucks. Might as well just bring back Ruvell Martin.

Matthews - Just can't go an extended period without fucking getting hurt. Was best run defender on the field, then got hurt (again). Big surprise.

Hawk - Lost a step. Then again, never had a step to began with anyway. Got pimped by Bush in receiving game.

Hyde - Slow in coverage. Slow in pursuit. Slow.

Pimps:

Capers - Defense allowed, what, 10 points? Caused 3 turnovers. While D reverted back to its sloppy run defense late in game without #52, McCarthy and his retarded offense lost this game. 10 points!

Peppers - MVP of game on losing team. Sack-fumble was a thing of beauty.

Clinton-Dix - Pick at last, pick at last, thank God almighty pick at last. Finally, a safety picked off a pass for the Packers in like 600 days.

Quarless - MVP of offense on losing team.