MVP debate: Who's most deserving? A.Rodgers - JJ Watt - T.Brady - P.Manning - D.Murray?

[Tyrion Lannister]

If you need help, let me know.

Thanks for the offer, but I have Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD.

[mraynrand]

Thanks for the offer, but I have Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD.

I didn't know he offered his services in assisted suicide

[Tyrion Lannister]

I didn't know he offered his services in assisted suicide

Doc Holmes not only posses a foot long wood, he also posses an MD and a PhD concurrently. That means he is authorized to prescribe dope. Two or 3 spoonful of heroins should do the trick.