Merry Christmas, Fuckers

[mraynrand]

And a happy new year. I hope you believe in Jesus because, well, I'm a Christian. Enjoy!

[Freak Out]

Happy fucking Christmas asshole.

[George Cumby]

Stole my thread title, fucker.

Merry Christmas, all.

Signed,

A Buddhist.

[MadtownPacker]

A proper thread to celebrate the holidays at PackerRats. Merry Xmas or Happy Holidays if you prefer.

Either way, may all your christmas' be White!!
(Like you have a choice )

[mraynrand]

Either way, may all your christmas' be Barry White!!
(Like you have a choice )

FIFY

[Rastak]

FIFY

Actually it's not a white Christmas but a brown one here in Minny.....


Merry Christmas Rats.....

[pbmax]

Need to be West for a white christmas this year.

Merry Christmas Rats!

And Happy Holidays and New Year as well. Will be with In-Law who is Lions fan. Win is a must after the early season debacle and Badger loss to Ohio State (their alma mater). Brutal year so far that will forgotten with win on Sunday.

[KYPack]

The same to you and to everybody one and all!

[Tyrion Lannister]

I am anything but merry.

[Harlan Huckleby]

[Pugger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddVZOK_9UUI

[Harlan Huckleby]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddVZOK_9UUI

I think this is the third XMAS you have posted this. It's becoming a tradition.

Just like the sugar free candy my sister sends me every year. Woke up this morning with diarrhea. I suppose it was not necessary to eat entire bag.

I think you should continue posting the do-wop reindeer, and perhaps next year I will exhibit some self-control.

[Pugger]

I think this is the third XMAS you have posted this. It's becoming a tradition.

Just like the sugar free candy my sister sends me every year. Woke up this morning with diarrhea. I suppose it was not necessary to eat entire bag.

I think you should continue posting the do-wop reindeer, and perhaps next year I will exhibit some self-control.

I send it out every year and most get a kick out of it.

[Tyrion Lannister]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.

[sharpe1027]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.

Call in sick.

[Tyrion Lannister]

Call in sick.

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

[mraynrand]

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

Trade your shift or trade jobs. If it's really a burger flipping (burger nuking,more likely) establishment, there are plenty more out there to choose from. Good luck and God bless.

[KYPack]

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

Don't believe a word of this.

[woodbuck27]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.

It's Christmas and being a traditionalist:

"Job 30:24 " Yet does not one in a heap of ruins stretch out his hand "

So ....you have to work Ehh ! ...Here's my Christmas gift for you Packer Fan. Nothing to cheer you up like a rousing work song



Now get in there and flip those burgers and listen to the game with some audio device.

[woodbuck27]

Be Careful ! Have a safe holiday and don't piss off your wife, girlfriend ....MOM !



Family Guy - Lois's Christmas Rampage