Merry Christmas, Fuckers

[Tyrion Lannister]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.

[sharpe1027]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.

Call in sick.

[Tyrion Lannister]

Call in sick.

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

[mraynrand]

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

Trade your shift or trade jobs. If it's really a burger flipping (burger nuking,more likely) establishment, there are plenty more out there to choose from. Good luck and God bless.

[woodbuck27]

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Merry Christmas Packerrats ... Happy Holidays and Be Happy whatever your religious beliefs are.

It's so complicated these days ! Ohh screw it........


MERY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL and ALL I REALLY WANT IS:

A Packer VICTORY over the Detroit Lions ...The Number 2 Seed Baby !!


GO PACKERS ! GO PACK GO !

[KYPack]

Some bridges may have been burnt. Shouda thought of that beforehand.

I like to think of myself as a stoic; someone who controls his emotions instead of the other way around. But the thought of missing my first Packers game "live" since the Packers-Bills game in '05 or '06 was too much. Didn't do anything stupid. Just acted inefficient and couldn't finish a sentence without the word fuck. Fat cat still wouldn't fire me. Want me to quit and sent me home.

Don't believe a word of this.

[woodbuck27]

and ............the Winner of the dance contest is...........



It's Christmas so...............DANCE !

[Harlan Huckleby]

Don't believe a word of this.

ahh, you probably don't believe in Santa Claus either

[KYPack]

ahh, you probably don't believe in Santa Claus either

Sure I do.

I was him last nite.

Those little suckers know it's me, but they want to believe so bad, they suspend their disbelief.

Those kids have pure happiness, they are superior beings.

[George Cumby]

Sure I do.

I was him last nite.

Those little suckers know it's me, but they want to believe so bad, they suspend their disbelief.

Those kids have pure happiness, they are superior beings.

Indeed. My eight year old totally gets that Santa is impossible but he believes nonetheless.

Watching my five year old pop bubbles is the best thing ever. 100%, unadulterated joy.

[woodbuck27]

Nobody wants to hear my problems, but my psychiatrist, the noted Dr. John Holmes, MD, PhD, insists that I share this with all my cyber buddies before my head explodes. Luckily I don't own a gun.

I'm being forced to quit the burger-flipping, weekend-working, minimum wage gag, which may or may not be a metaphor for low-paying, office underemployment. Yesterday, upon receiving news that I'm scheduled to flip burgers during the upcoming all important NFC North title game, I told the fat cat to go fuck himself and fire me. Instead, the fucker sent me home "early" and told me that if I didn't show up on Sunday, that would mean I quit voluntarily.

I (along with billions of other working-class heroes in the universe) have been making the fat cat fatter, but the arrogant fucker would rather I quit than receive unemployment compensation.

Now y'all know why I'm unmerry.

It's Christmas and being a traditionalist:

"Job 30:24 " Yet does not one in a heap of ruins stretch out his hand "

So ....you have to work Ehh ! ...Here's my Christmas gift for you Packer Fan. Nothing to cheer you up like a rousing work song



Now get in there and flip those burgers and listen to the game with some audio device.

[woodbuck27]

Be Careful ! Have a safe holiday and don't piss off your wife, girlfriend ....MOM !



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