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    Pitch him into the maw of the Doomsday Machine!

    Fire Slocim!

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    (I'll just stick this in here)

    Some time ago, I joined the ranks of the Fire Slocum crew. Last season was a disaster with all the screw-ups and blocked kicks, etc. Fire Slocum, but who do you hire?

    Maybe the Niners have the answer.

    The new 49er HC is Jim Tomsula. The rumor in SF is that he will build an all new staff. If true, that would mean top flight ST coach Brad Seely would be a free agent. Seely has a long history of ST excellence and is an old school guy right down Pittsburgh Mike's alley.

    I wanted to put this in the Fire Slocum thread, but I couldn't find it. (Yoop, you wanted me to actually Google this thread?)

    So Hire Seely, and in the process, Fire Slocum!

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    Mom said always try to be kind.


    Special Teams did not get wholly outplayed last week.


    But still fire Slocum.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    (I'll just stick this in here)

    Some time ago, I joined the ranks of the Fire Slocum crew. Last season was a disaster with all the screw-ups and blocked kicks, etc. Fire Slocum, but who do you hire?

    Maybe the Niners have the answer.

    The new 49er HC is Jim Tomsula. The rumor in SF is that he will build an all new staff. If true, that would mean top flight ST coach Brad Seely would be a free agent. Seely has a long history of ST excellence and is an old school guy right down Pittsburgh Mike's alley.

    I wanted to put this in the Fire Slocum thread, but I couldn't find it. (Yoop, you wanted me to actually Google this thread?)

    So Hire Seely, and in the process, Fire Slocum!
    I could see them hiring Seely Posturepedic and then keeping on Slocum and Zook. It's what they do.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    Maybe we should have a thread that says, "Promote Slocum to Assistant HC" and then he'll get fired??

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    I keep having nightmares of Kam Chancellor leaping over the Packers field goal team in a single bound.

    Fire Slocum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    I could see them hiring Seely Posturepedic and then keeping on Slocum and Zook. It's what they do.
    Are you saying they are going to the mattresses for Slocum?
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    If we can get Slocum promoted to Director of Player Personnel, maybe another team will hire him.
    Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    If we can get Slocum promoted to Director of Player Personnel, maybe another team will hire him.
    Slocum will contributed to the Packers inevitable loss Sunday IMO
    LIFE IS ABOUT CHAMPIONSHIPS; I JUST REALIZED THIS. The MILWAUKEE BUCKS have won the same number of championships over the past 50 years as the Green Bay Packers. Ten years from now, who will have more championships, and who will be the fart in the wind ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Are you saying they are going to the mattresses for Slocum?
    Why not? He has a spring in his step.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why not? He has a spring in his step.

    But he might lay down on the job.
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    Can we fire him now?
    C.H.U.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freak Out View Post
    Can we fire him now?
    You mean he's not fired yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bretsky View Post
    Slocum will contributed to the Packers inevitable loss Sunday IMO


    IRON CLAD PREDICTION
    LIFE IS ABOUT CHAMPIONSHIPS; I JUST REALIZED THIS. The MILWAUKEE BUCKS have won the same number of championships over the past 50 years as the Green Bay Packers. Ten years from now, who will have more championships, and who will be the fart in the wind ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bretsky View Post
    IRON CLAD PREDICTION
    Has being right ever felt so bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    Has being right ever felt so bad?

    Not that I can recall..that's for dam sure
    LIFE IS ABOUT CHAMPIONSHIPS; I JUST REALIZED THIS. The MILWAUKEE BUCKS have won the same number of championships over the past 50 years as the Green Bay Packers. Ten years from now, who will have more championships, and who will be the fart in the wind ?

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    Oh Slocum, how I do hate you. Let me count the ways..

    7 blocked kicks/punts on the year
    A fake FG allowed at the worst possible time
    Not sure of how many onside attempts we recovered, but we failed to recover 2
    Go PACK

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    C.H.U.D.

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    Postponed until next week.

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