Lang's penalty - called from on high

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Film video with a phone? My telephone cord won't reach from the phone on the wall in the kitchen to the living room where my TV is (even though I have one of those long spirally ones). Besides, I thought phones were for making calls? Can I use my Betamax camera and video tape recorder to do it?

You could, but then you would need to mail me the tape parcel post.