Death Watch

[Harlan Huckleby]

And thus the romantic image of the Mexican criminal was created and lives on today.

LOL @ We died in your bushes. Yeah because someone shot your ass when you were peeping in the windows looking to rape some innocent young white teenager you fucking pervert.

I think Lolita wanted the gardener, wanted him real bad. Of course the teen looked like a 27-year-old with pigtails in the film I saw.

[Freak Out]

Death Watch is official: last night, first time ever, someone asked me if I was over 50 - and eligible for Sr. discount. The End is near.

Tam!!!!!!!!!

[Freak Out]

[MadtownPacker]

Forgive the rough translation for the modern era. My how things have changed.

The trains keep a rollin and the borders are open,
The jobs are all planned, our economy a dump;
They're flying 'em from that Mexican border
To spend all our money and flood all our schools

Goodbye to my Rights, goodbye, 401k,
Adios mis amigos, Reason y Liberty;
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane,
All they will call you will be "citizen"

All of us are illegal, and most are not worthy,
Our work contract's out but we don't have to move on;
Six hundred miles to that Mexican border,
They welcome us like princes, like nobles, like kings.

Goodbye to my Rights, goodbye, 401k,
Adios mis amigos, Reason y Liberty;
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane,
All they will call you will be "citizen"

The sky plane caught fire over the Detroit suburbs,
A fireball of lightning, and shook all our hills,
Who are all these thugs, terrorists and dick-fiends?
The radio says, "They are model citizens"

Goodbye to my Rights, goodbye, 401k,
Adios mis amigos, Reason y Liberty;
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane,
All they will call you will be "citizen"

My father's own father, he waded that river,
They took all the money he made in his life;
My brothers and sisters now have to do nothing,
We ride in the truck and don't bother lie.

We live in your hotels, we eat on your dollar,
We learn in your schools and fly on your planes.
We sneak 'neath your trees and we sneak in your bushes,
Both sides of the river, we lie just the same.

This is the best way we can grow our big budgets!
This is the best way we can grow our government!
To fly cross the nation like seeds and pollen
And be called by no name cept "citizenry"?

Damn!! That might be your greatest post ever!! Excellent!

[MadtownPacker]

Goodbye, sweet prince

What if the Pack wins it all? Shouldn't a pardon be issued?

[mraynrand]

What if the Pack wins it all? Shouldn't a pardon be issued?

Do it.

[Harlan Huckleby]

There is precedent for mercy. The leader of Argentina emptied the jails in celebration of the 1978 World Cup victory. There was even a notable drop in disappearances and killings for a celebration period.

I would advise against any show of weakness.

[woodbuck27]

You'd think that T. L. (aka Tank) was a :



LEPER !



Have A Little Heart by Cliff Eberhardt

[mraynrand]

There is precedent for mercy. The leader of Argentina emptied the jails in celebration of the 1978 World Cup victory. There was even a notable drop in disappearances and killings for a celebration period.

I would advise against any show of weakness.

But not yet. Not yet.

[mraynrand]

You'd think that T. L. (aka Tank) was a :

The Mummy lives!

[Tyrion Lannister]

Cool, a poetry/lyrical thread.

Copyright, Tank Elf Duke, 2010:

Dreams of eternal youth drown you as you shrink
Life's nothing but a fading fuck
You don't have to fuck alone
A million downtrodden queens are waiting for you

Chorus:
Das homo ursus maritimus
They keep you chained in the closet
They keep you chained in the closet
They keep you chained in the closet

Mutant men dance on the moon
Naked for your radiant smile
Bigots creep outside your corky closet
And a million downtrodden queens struggle for you

Chorus:
Das homo ursus maritimus
They keep you chained in the closet
They keep you chained in the closet
They keep you cahined in the closet

The queens that fill your broken mind
Are the queens that spark your closet door
Seas of sperms, withering into outer space
A million downtrodden queens are trapped under you

Chorus:
Das homo ursus maritimus
Das homo ursus maritimus
Das homo ursus maritimus
Das homo ursus maritimus

[MadtownPacker]

Do it.

So it was said so it shall be done.

[MadtownPacker]

There is precedent for mercy. The leader of Argentina emptied the jails in celebration of the 1978 World Cup victory. There was even a notable drop in disappearances and killings for a celebration period.

I would advise against any show of weakness.

Any belief opposite of yours is correct. Let the lifting of a Lombardi trophy by the Pack breath new life for Tank at PackerRats!!

[3irty1]

Any belief opposite of yours is correct. Let the lifting of a Lombardi trophy by the Pack breath new life for Tank at PackerRats!!

That'll definitely get in KY's head.

[George Cumby]

speaking of packerrats, I find myself 50% less likely to click a thread if the most recent post is by woodbuck.

Only 50?

[MadtownPacker]

That'll definitely get in KY's head.

Would he dare...... root against the Pack out of hatred for his nemesis?

He really should be worried Tank might be his spawn from a drunk trip to WI back in the days. Wouldn't that be the shit?

[George Cumby]

Definitely some Vader-Skywalker shit. Who would be Leia, Rand?

[MadtownPacker]

Too old. Probably Mazzin.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Mazzin liked me best

[MadtownPacker]

Mazzin liked me best

The ladies always like some guy around who they can talk to and understands them. Typically a gaydude so what you say makes a lot of sense.