Apropos of International Fútbol only, I am pretty sure the guy in charge of Reuters headlines and Twitter has been trolling Sepp Blatter for two straight days.

Things like this:

ReutersBreakingviews ‏@Breakingviews 60m60 minutes ago
The Sepp Blatter guide to executive survival: http://reut.rs/1LLFtG5 @robertspcole #FIFA