i can see ted looking at revis to be much like me buying a new car

salesman- "hey, what can i do you for"
me- "i need a new car"
salesman "what kind"
me -"something awesome"
salesman "well we got....."
me "SWEET IS THAT A FERARRI?"
salesman "yup, 1993 ferarri 512TR"
me "nice, can i sit it it?"
salesman "sure"
me " oh man, how much?"
salesman " only 93,000 because it has low mileage"
me "nice....... so do you have anything like a 1989 geo metro that you're about to scrap?"
salesman "yes we have 4"

LATER THAT DAY

my friend "cool new geo metro you bought"
me " yeah i know, i looked at a ferrari, but i just decided on the better gas mileage of the geo"

BACK AT CAR DEALERSHIP

car salesman to boss "yeah, i almost sold the testarossa today, thought i had him"