Apparently he blew off a couple fingers with fireworks:
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/...orks-accident/
Apparently he blew off a couple fingers with fireworks:
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/...orks-accident/
Why would anyone screw around with fireworks? Let the professionals handle them.
JPP seems 1 up on Wilson.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
Am I the only person who thought this was our former defensive end (now twith the Raiders)? Or did somebody already mention this?
"What's one more torpedo in a sinking ship?"
Lynn Dickey, 1984
"Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."
John Wayne, "She Wore a Yellow Ribbon"
NFL players must have access to the good stuff. All the fireworks I saw for sale this year looked pretty nerf even compared to when I was a kid in the 90's.
70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.
You have to ask for the stuff under the table, the things they aren't certain are legal to sell. Or the items you must fill out a licensed carrier form for, you know, because you are transporting them somewhere where they are legal.Originally Posted by 3irty1
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
What they got under that table? Can I get the cherry bombs and M80's that baby boomers once enjoyed? I imagine that's what it takes to shred a guys hand.You have to ask for the stuff under the table, the things they aren't certain are legal to sell. Or the items you must fill out a licensed carrier form for, you know, because you are transporting them somewhere where they are legal.
Someone hook me up with all the good Chinese skycandy. I want to celebrate my independence from my index finger too.
70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.
There is a place on a State Highway west of here that quite literally sells out of the back of a semi-trailer. Gives the impression they could disappear with minutes of warning.
Less than 50% of the stuff in that trailer is legal in the city. Its like traveling to firework Hong Kong. Or Thailand. Maybe Blade Runner.
Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.
That's why I put "Cornerback C.J. Wilson...." in the title, so people wouldn't think it was the former Packer DE.
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