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    The Official Barney Fuckdoggle Award Thread

    Week 1: Nate Palmer
    Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
    Week 3: Joe Thomas

    That is all.

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    Waitaminit.

    I think week three was still in question. Who christened YOU the supreme executive authority on the BFA?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Cumby View Post
    Waitaminit.

    I think week three was still in question. Who christened YOU the supreme executive authority on the BFA?
    Rand?
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Cumby View Post
    Waitaminit.

    I think week three was still in question. Who christened YOU the supreme executive authority on the BFA?
    First, I will hear appeals for changes to week 3. Second, please refrain from questioning the validity of a thread that contains the word "official."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpe1027 View Post
    First, I will hear appeals for changes to week 3. Second, please refrain from questioning the validity of a thread that contains the word "official."
    How are we supposed to appeal if we cannot question the content, therein? Can you explain the process by which such appeals may be filed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Cumby View Post
    How are we supposed to appeal if we cannot question the content, therein? Can you explain the process by which such appeals may be filed?
    The award winners can be discussed without questioning the validity of powers granted by having the word "official" in the thread title. I like Goodell's style. Therefore, I will tell you what the process is only after you fail to meet the requirements of the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpe1027 View Post
    The award winners can be discussed without questioning the validity of powers granted by having the word "official" in the thread title. I like Goodell's style. Therefore, I will tell you what the process is only after you fail to meet the requirements of the process.
    Ah. This almost makes sense.

    I do believe that we are over complicating the matter, however. In the source material whence the Barney Fuckdoggle name was born in a heavenly light, the great sage, Chris Collingsworthless was quoted as really liking this Fuckdoggle guy. I do believe, Mr. Cullingsbutterwirth is the ultimate arbiter on whether one is worthy of the BFA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpe1027 View Post
    First, I will hear appeals for changes to week 3. Second, please refrain from questioning the validity of a thread that contains the word "official."
    Exactly. You got to be firm with the riff-raff around here, they'd complain about the rope they were being hung on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpe1027 View Post
    Week 1: Nate Palmer
    Week 2: Jayrone Elliott
    Week 3: Joe Thomas

    That is all.

    Part of me hopes there will never be another Barney Fuckdoogle Award, because if there is, it means a starter's gotten hurt (most likely).

    But if there is to be another this week, who are the prime candidates?

    I'm going to go with Chris Banjo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    Part of me hopes there will never be another Barney Fuckdoogle Award, because if there is, it means a starter's gotten hurt (most likely).

    But if there is to be another this week, who are the prime candidates?

    I'm going to go with Chris Banjo.
    How about Alonzo Harris or maybe even Abbracadabra?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    Part of me hopes there will never be another Barney Fuckdoogle Award, because if there is, it means a starter's gotten hurt (most likely).

    But if there is to be another this week, who are the prime candidates?

    I'm going to go with Chris Banjo.
    Well, the award is incumbent upon someone to get injured or unable to play or plays exceptional in their tiny rotational snaps.

    Palmer stepped in for Barrington.
    Elliot had five snaps and caused two turnovers.
    Thomas replaced Matthews at dime ILB when Matthews rushed from the OLB position when the Packers were ahead.

    So unless we're predicting another injury (e.g. if Cobb aggrevates his shoulder and Monty puts together a 100 yd day, Crosby stubs his toe and Starks wins a game with a 45 yd kick) which are not truly predictable and never desirable, the next fuckdoogle winner is likely to come from those players with only a few snaps in the rotation: Janis, Gaston, Gunter, etc.

    I hereby make a motion that Mulumba is also no longer eligible should he start performing due to the number of opportunities he has already had.
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    Well, I'd like it to be Harris or Abby-normal, but only if it's because as a safety precaution they're holding Lacey or Adams out.
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    If the award is given to the player who comes out of nowhere to give a great performance, how is it possible to nominate future prime candidates for the award. Wouldn't that imply we can know where nowhere is?
    One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
    If the award is given to the player who comes out of nowhere to give a great performance, how is it possible to nominate future prime candidates for the award. Wouldn't that imply we can know where nowhere is?
    I believe the criteria is out of nowhere relative to their draft/fa status and as viewed by other fans. GB fans (or at least here at packerrats) tend to know all the players down to the practice squad and even most of those that were cut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpe1027 View Post
    I believe the criteria is out of nowhere relative to their draft/fa status and as viewed by other fans. GB fans (or at least here at packerrats) tend to know all the players down to the practice squad and even most of those that were cut.
    Then let me be the first to nominate TE Blake Annen as a future prime candidate.
    One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
    Then let me be the first to nominate TE Blake Annen as a future prime candidate.
    Seems like it, but he'd be the fuckdooglest of fuckdoogles if he makes it since he's fresh to the practice squad and hasn't yet made it to the 53.

    In fact, I put forth Josh Walker as a potential, if there's another line injury.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smidgeon View Post
    Seems like it, but he'd be the fuckdooglest of fuckdoogles if he makes it since he's fresh to the practice squad and hasn't yet made it to the 53.

    In fact, I put forth Josh Walker as a potential, if there's another line injury.
    Good call out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharpe1027 View Post
    I believe the criteria is out of nowhere relative to their draft/fa status and as viewed by other fans. GB fans (or at least here at packerrats) tend to know all the players down to the practice squad and even most of those that were cut.
    OK.

    I posted this name on at least two posts. I feel he's fully qualified as a fit for 'the Fuckdoodle Awrd an Official Award..an esteemed Award' as well. It's got to be awarded to JC Tretter.

    He even uses Initials to replace his Parent given Christian names. They must be an atrocious embarrassment to him something not Waspish enough like Juan Carlos living in a small town where all the tall buildings are churchs. I feel Juan Carlos is a sexy name......any given Chrictian names such. All the same I'm not JC Tretter....the next Fuckdoodle Award Winner.

    Congrat's JC...you deserve it.

    JC must be a cover for something?? You know the scoop.

    " Have you tried the Juan carlos lately? mmmm it's so good !"

    Too many of them will knock you on your ass. Trust me.

    It's made with 2 Oz. Yup 2 full ounces of fine Tequila .....ohh shit any tequila and 1/2 Oz of squeezed lemon juice; and the same 1/2 Oz. of Lime Juice....poured over crushed ice and then flushed to the top and a fizz with (g and c) grenadine and cranberry juice pre-mixed to taste.

    You can substitute for the (g and c) as you prefer. 7 Up works well.

    Great as a two beer and a Juan Carlos chaser.

    Try about three rounds of this and your girlfriend (wife) better have stayed sober because your busted to drive.

    I recommend J. C. Tretter - Joseph Carl Tretter, Jr.as theb award winner in the Wild Card Game victory over the Washington Redskins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
    If the award is given to the player who comes out of nowhere to give a great performance, how is it possible to nominate future prime candidates for the award. Wouldn't that imply we can know where nowhere is?
    Its the (Craig) Heimburger Uncertainty Principle.
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    Fuckin thing is making my neck itch.

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