So how many times can a player get Fuckdoggle award? I'd say after 3, the guy is a player not just a Fuckdoggle.
So how many times can a player get Fuckdoggle award? I'd say after 3, the guy is a player not just a Fuckdoggle.
Fire Murphy, Gute, MLF, Barry, Senavich, etc!
Good point. My suggestion is to take it into consideration when determining, but not have a hard rule. For example, what if Thomas were to win a three times with solid performances early in the year, but then he gets benched because someone else gets healthy. If, several weeks later, he gets inserted due to injury and is the MVP of the game, I think he could win a 4th.Originally Posted by MadScientist
Basically, we should give a lot of credit for players that do well in their first big chance, and less credit as they get more established.
Not to mention, wasn't it against the Bears that he dropped a pass and gift wrapped a game for them? I seem to have that distinct memory.
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Imagine for a moment a world without hypothetical situations...
May I assume that if Thomas wins the NFL Defensive Player of the week for several weeks, he is no longer an eligible Fuckdoggle?
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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Yeah, but he would still be eligible to win the year-end Fuckdoggle award.
You mean like "Fuckdoggle of the Year?" Wouldn't that kind of be contrary to the spirit of the Fuckdoggle? You would think the Fuckdoggle of the Year trophy would be won by a player who was a complete scrub until maybe performing lights out in the playoffs or Super Bowl...like Starks in 2010.
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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Can more than one Fuckdoggle be given for a game? I'm thinking back to the SB where both Howard Green and Jarrett Bush were worthy.
Fire Murphy, Gute, MLF, Barry, Senavich, etc!
Fuckdoggle of the Month makes more sense. Enough time to show a trend, but not so much time that he establishes himself.
No longer the member of any fan clubs. I'm tired of jinxing players out of the league and into obscurity.
It depends on how you look at it. While players will lose their Fuckdoggle status during the year, they may still be the best example of a Fuckdoggle during the year. So the criteria could be looking at all the players that came out of nowhere for the year, which one performed at a level that is most surprising?
Starks would have won the playoff and Superbowl Most-Valuable-Fuckdoggle award, which I would argue is different from the year end.
Wow, this is really going far down the rabbit hole.
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In that situation, maybe we should try to select the best one for the award, but there could be ties.
MVF, Most Valuable Fuckdoggle....I like it. It's why we put so much effort into the 6th and 7th rounds of the draft and the Undrafted Free Agents. Makes it all seem so worthwhile.
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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I'm thinking Bush was more of an Outcast than a Fuckdoggle.
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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It seems apparent that a cabinet level department is now needed to manage the regulatory framework of the Fuckdoggle. The private sector can no longer be trusted with this.
[QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.
Since we're going back in time to exam possible Fuckdoggle's, I'm bummed that 2005's Taco Wallace didn't play better. He would have been the ultimate Fuckdoggle had he jammed someone with a big game.
But alas, he turned out to be just a Doggfuckle.
Correct.
Sharpe is the (Self-appointed) Czar of FuckDoggling.
Rand is the Chancellor, note that this title is just a bone the Czar tossed to him after he was unceremoniously deposed.
Pugs is Queen Regent of the Mops as she has been shoved into a broom closet by the afore mentioned despot.
Feel free to grant yourself a title but be prepared to be attacked viciously by the autocrat in power.
I agree it should be privatized, but don't kid yourself, the free market means there will be multiple competing sanctioning organizations. Boxing has 4 champions named, and I similarly can see awards by
World Fuckdoggle Association
World Fuckdoggle Council
International Fuckdoggle Federation
World Fuckdoggle Organization
I have been appointed international fuckdoggel mini I answer only to the Supreme international fuckdoggel overlord. Or Guiness for short
Also this is hilarious!!!? Thanks!
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Looking at getting a new jersey. If you're wondering why #58, it's the jersey Frank Zombo wore as a rookie in 2010. UDFA who started 8 games as a rookie and had a sack in the Super Bowl. The ultimate Fuckdoggle.
One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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