No more excuses for Aaron.

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According to the magazines at the grocery store, Jen Aniston has been married 16 times and birthed 32 children over the past decade. And Angelina Jolie weighs 47 pounds.

That last one might be true.

I admit the coverage of Aniston at the checkout lane has clearly had an affect. I am rooting for her to find happiness even though I don't know why she isn't happy in the first place.