Questions Needing Answers

[HowardRoark]

Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

Don't judge.

[mraynrand]

You should be banned for a few weeks for this question.

Why??

[Cheesehead Craig]

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[MadtownPacker]

Why??

Because the real question is why would they put a skinny, pumpkin head twig to play the voluptuous MJ we all know from the comics.

[pbmax]

Because the real question is why would they put a skinny, pumpkin head twig to play the voluptuous MJ we all know from the comics.

4/5. Would watch again.

[Joemailman]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

[George Cumby]

How much wood would a Woodbuck buck, if a Woodbuck could buck wood?

[woodbuck27]

If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Without assuming anything the answer cannot be deduced as there's not enough information.

[woodbuck27]

How much wood would a Woodbuck buck, if a Woodbuck could buck wood?

This amazes me as just one story of when "men were men":

I learned that my Maternal Grandfather achieved that amazes me:

I was told that one time working from sunrise to sunset and with 'only' this:



He split and piled 4 1/2 full cords of hardwood.

[George Cumby]

Thats cool, Woody. Sincerely.

[mraynrand]

Shouldn't Randy Breuer have played for the Brewers and Rob Deer for the Bucks?

[Patler]

This amazes me as just one story of when "men were men":

I learned that my Maternal Grandfather achieved that amazes me:

I was told that one time working from sunrise to sunset and with 'only' this:



He split and piled 4 1/2 full cords of hardwood.

Hey Woody;

Are you sure it wasn't this?




Isn't that what every self respecting woodsplitter would have used for maximum production?
(I had a close, personal relationship with both as a teenager on the farm!)

[Patler]

Can someone tell me how to make images smaller if I link them?

[hoosier]

Can someone tell me how to make images smaller if I link them?

[Iron Mike]

Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

She'll never nail the heterochromia part....

[Iron Mike]

Jim Morrison was the Lizard King. Who was the Lizard Queen?

[MadtownPacker]

Can someone tell me how to make images smaller if I link them?

Cant do it on this version unless you copy the image, resize, and load to a file saving site. You would then link it to there.

[George Cumby]

Hey Woody;

Are you sure it wasn't this?



Isn't that what every self respecting woodsplitter would have used for maximum production?
(I had a close, personal relationship with both as a teenager on the farm!)

THAT'S not a maul.

Now THAT'S a maul:



12 pounds o' love, Baby!

[woodbuck27]

In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

In the movies everybody gets a torch.

In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.

"Originally Posted by woodbuck27

"Cheaters are like a forest fire. Lots of lost life and severe damage."

LOL

Where did you find that tick?

[woodbuck27]

She'll never nail the heterochromia part....

Davis Bowie lives on.

Is this like Dracula and Halloween?