I don't know about no damn emojis, but I do have some training camp room assignments to recommend:

Kyler Fackrell and Clay Matthews -- This is a no brainer. Fackrell needs to lose his Mormon nice guy image and grow some fangs. A few weeks with the Claymaker and Fackrell will be breathing fire and growing hair through his helmet.

Kenny Clark and Mike Daniels -- Another no brainer. Daniels is a Jersey boy playing his football in the Midwest. Daniels will show the namby-pamby kid from UCLA how to play defense like a "buzz saw." Just keep Clark way the hell away from Datone Jones!

Dean Lowry and Julius Peppers -- Probably another natural arrangement. Both guys are about the same size. Peppers started out as a DE. If half of what Peppers knows rubs off on Lowry, we'll have a probowler on our hands.

Trevor Davis and Aaron Rodgers -- We all know that Arod won't throw to any new turds unless he trusts them...alot! So what better way to generate trust between these two guys than to put Davis in a position to overhear Arod's phone calls to Olivia?

Jason Spriggs and TJ Lang -- Spriggs is got the body type just not the attitude. Lang has a mean streak from here to Chicago. After rooming with Lang for a few weeks, Spriggs will be in the mood to tear the facemask off of Nkamakin Suh.

Kyle Murphy and Josh Sitton -- Murphy's got a lot to learn before he can contribute and Sitton has the best incentive in the world to train him no matter how long it takes. Sitton doesn't want to play OT ever again.

Blake Martinez and Dom Capers -- Who else? If Martinez is going to play ILB and wear the wired helmet, he's gonna have to learn the defense backwards and forwards. Who better to learn it from if Wist can't spend a few weeks away from home?