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    Questions Needing Answers

    1) Why do people shooting at Captain America only shoot at his shield? His legs are unprotected, why not shoot those?
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    In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

    In the movies everybody gets a torch.

    In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

    I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

    I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.
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    Sean Connery becomes an extraordinary gentleman and then never acts again. WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.
    When I tried starting a fire at the Hardware store, I got arrested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    When I tried starting a fire at the Hardware store, I got arrested.
    You didn't have friends with torches try to bust you out?
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    Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    You didn't have friends with torches try to bust you out?
    They were trying to keep me in - they were afraid of the monster I had become.

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    I saw a sign in front of a house that said "For Sale by Owner" and I wondered if anyone else really could, excepting the obvious situations involving east coast properties on potential casino sites.
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    Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?
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    When you ask someone how they are doing, why do they say "Not too bad" when they are doing well and say "Not too good" when they are doing badly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

    In the movies everybody gets a torch.

    In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

    I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

    I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.
    You need to spend more time in caves, catacombs or in an angry mob.

    If its short notice, go to the patio section of the hardware store and get a tiki torch. You won't be the coolest member of the mob, but you will burn longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?
    Why is a "ginger" a redhead?

    Why is a "strawberry blond" a blond?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

    She's trying to look mature and serious... she should go back to hot and sexy!!!

    I agree, the David Bowie look absolutely sucks on here
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    Is Donald trump clubs or diamonds?
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    Why do people say "PIN number" or "hot water heater". Who the fuck heats hot water?

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    Why did people used to say "TCBY yogurt" - That's "the country's best yogurt yogurt"
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    Where is the Department of Redundancy department located?
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    Jim Morrison was the Lizard King. Who was the Lizard Queen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?
    You should be banned for a few weeks for this question.
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