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    Questions Needing Answers

    1) Why do people shooting at Captain America only shoot at his shield? His legs are unprotected, why not shoot those?
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    In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

    In the movies everybody gets a torch.

    In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

    I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

    I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.
    When I tried starting a fire at the Hardware store, I got arrested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    When I tried starting a fire at the Hardware store, I got arrested.
    You didn't have friends with torches try to bust you out?
    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    You didn't have friends with torches try to bust you out?
    They were trying to keep me in - they were afraid of the monster I had become.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

    In the movies everybody gets a torch.

    In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

    I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

    I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.
    You need to spend more time in caves, catacombs or in an angry mob.

    If its short notice, go to the patio section of the hardware store and get a tiki torch. You won't be the coolest member of the mob, but you will burn longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    In real life I've never seen anyone with a torch.

    In the movies everybody gets a torch.

    In Avatar the hero grabs a stick, puts it in some handy plant goo, and makes a torch in like eight seconds.

    I could spend the afternoon at the hardware store and still fuck up torchmaking.

    I guess I didn't have a question. That was more of a complaint.
    "Originally Posted by woodbuck27

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    Sean Connery becomes an extraordinary gentleman and then never acts again. WTF?
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    Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

    She's trying to look mature and serious... she should go back to hot and sexy!!!

    I agree, the David Bowie look absolutely sucks on here
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

    Don't judge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why is Megyn Kelly trying to look like David Bowie?

    She'll never nail the heterochromia part....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Mike View Post
    She'll never nail the heterochromia part....
    Davis Bowie lives on.

    Is this like Dracula and Halloween?
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    I saw a sign in front of a house that said "For Sale by Owner" and I wondered if anyone else really could, excepting the obvious situations involving east coast properties on potential casino sites.
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    When you ask someone how they are doing, why do they say "Not too bad" when they are doing well and say "Not too good" when they are doing badly?
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    Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?
    Why is a "ginger" a redhead?

    Why is a "strawberry blond" a blond?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Why was Kirsten Dunst, a natural blonde, cast as a natural redhead (Mary Jane Watson) and Dallas Bryce Howard, a natural redhead, cast as a natural blonde (Gwen Stacy)?
    You should be banned for a few weeks for this question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardRoark View Post
    You should be banned for a few weeks for this question.
    Why??
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