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    I actually loved "The Dean Lowry Army", Fritz's best joke ever, even if that is a low bar. But too late to change the thread title.

    edit: I assume you got the pun, Max. Max, Max, wake up, Max.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
    I actually loved "The Dean Lowry Army", Fritz's best joke ever, even if that is a low bar. But too late to change the thread title.

    edit: I assume you got the pun, Max. Max, Max, wake up, Max.
    Oh...yeah..."Army"...short arms...now I get it... It is pretty funny, Dean. I second the motion.
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    Hey! I resemble that remark.

    Be careful, Harlan. I'm armed, unlike Dean Lowry.
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    First string! Finally something for the fan club to cheer about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
    First string! Finally something for the fan club to cheer about.

    I didn't know Dean Lowry had a twin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
    First string! Finally something for the fan club to cheer about.]
    nice call on Lowry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinHarrell View Post
    nice call on Lowry.
    Thanks, of course our hero was briefly at top of McCoach's depth chart last year. This season Mean Dean reaches for the stars.


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    You know if Lowry were interested in genealogy he'd make a great Dean for the College of Arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
    Thanks, of course our hero was briefly at top of McCoach's depth chart last year. This season Mean Dean reaches for the stars.

    Dean the Dream.
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    http://www.packers.com/team/roster/d...-3f0133bf0772/

    Short arms Eh !

    Big deal this athlete stands 6 feet 6 inches (296 lbs).

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    Dean Lowry expects to build on strong finish ....Posted Jun 26, 2017

    and .... Lowry looking to make big jump in year two

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    Count me in: I am pulling for Dean Lowry.
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    The pun material in this club is top notch but I cannot join. I savaged this human vest as a prospect fully exposing myself to Patlerization.
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    My Lowry loyalty is based completely on seeing him in two college games where he looked very big and active, moving from sideline to sideline. Pillar to post. Badgers couldn't block him.

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    I wonder if Lowry has trouble reaching for his wallet when the check arrives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    I wonder if Lowry has trouble reaching for his wallet when the check arrives.
    Unlike some of our past defensive linemen, Lowry may be dangerous but he is apparently unarmed.
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    I have to say, Lowry always reminds me of this kid in High School who we called Spider Monkey. Kid could touch his knees without bending his torso. He was a freak of nature, an anti-Dean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    I have to say, Lowry always reminds me of this kid in High School who we called Spider Monkey. Kid could touch his knees without bending his torso. He was a freak of nature, an anti-Dean.
    Please tell me he runs a fruit picking company now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Please tell me he runs a fruit picking company now.
    Nah, he was too short. More like this guy:

    "No! No! The Arizona Cardinals have knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs. There are Vikings crying on the field!"

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    We in the Dean Lowry Army refers to the long-armed as "knuckle draggers."


    (I just remembered some cartoon strip in National Lampoon Magazine, or maybe it was Mad Magazine - some fine journal ion any event. It was a strip about these "siamese twin" brothers who were sheltered inside by their embarrassed parents. They would look out the window at the other kids and yell, "nah, nah, one-zies!")

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    Well, there was once a 'Nick the Kick Lowry' and now it's: Dean the Spleen Lowry? Dean the Green Lowry? Dean the Tween Lowry? Dean the Gene Lowry? Keep'em coming!
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