Not sure if it's a good idea to wake up a hibernating polar bear in nature, but somebody has gotta wake up the hibernating Polar Bear immediately. Trade deadline is Tuesday.

(Note: Female polar bears do hibernate when pregnant; Thompson is hibernating, awaiting the births of wally rookies in the spring.)

Haden missed the last 2 or 3 games with a groin injury, an injury that has infected plenty of Packers corners this season, but he should be alright this week and in the future.

Mike Sherman, ingeniously, once traded a 2nd rounder for a little known corner named Al Harris. With the Packers, Harris became a shutdown corner. A 2nd rounder should be good enough to outbid the Panthers for Haden's service.

Shields might not ball again. Gunter's a poor man's General Sherman. Rollins' a poor man's Revis Island. Randall is an undisciplined motherfucker. Hyde is an abomination. Goodson's a voodoo.

Haden, currently a lockdown corner, could morph into a shutdown corner in Green and Gold. Do it, Polar Bear!