Results 1 to 20 of 172

Thread: NFL Offseason News 2017

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. #1
    Oracle Rat HOFer Cheesehead Craig's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Ruling the Meadow!
    Posts
    10,785
    What exactly are teams going to give up for him that the Bears would want? Given his past performance, not much. Here's a take I found that's fantastic:

    "Everything you need to know about trades you learned at the lunch tables in elementary school.

    When you were slanging your juice box in attempts to upgrade at dessert, you had a bargaining chip. The juice quenched thirst way better than the skim milk the school was peddling, so you could justifiably demand a Nutter Butter in return.

    Did your parents pack a Fruit Roll-Up? Congratulations on that bag of chips you're about to land.

    But if you've got yourself a half-eaten banana, your behind ain't getting nothing.

    Jay Cutler is that half-eaten banana. And the Chicago Bears are looking to make a deal."
    All hail the Ruler of the Meadow!

  2. #2
    Red Devil Rat HOFer gbgary's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    up the road from jerrahworld
    Posts
    14,529
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheesehead Craig View Post
    What exactly are teams going to give up for him that the Bears would want?
    water, blankets, sod, etc.

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Cheesehead Craig View Post
    What exactly are teams going to give up for him that the Bears would want? Given his past performance, not much. Here's a take I found that's fantastic:

    "Everything you need to know about trades you learned at the lunch tables in elementary school.

    When you were slanging your juice box in attempts to upgrade at dessert, you had a bargaining chip. The juice quenched thirst way better than the skim milk the school was peddling, so you could justifiably demand a Nutter Butter in return.

    Did your parents pack a Fruit Roll-Up? Congratulations on that bag of chips you're about to land.

    But if you've got yourself a half-eaten banana, your behind ain't getting nothing.

    Jay Cutler is that half-eaten banana. And the Chicago Bears are looking to make a deal."
    More like a soggy bag of pretzels.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •