You could go with Jesus Serrano, but that might be one of Madtown's relatives.Maybe the name was the problem. “Josh Jones” may not be a cursed name like Mike Williams, but it is generic, suggesting that Jones is Defensive Prospect X and not Crazy Athletic Harrison Smith-Like Guy. Jones needs a proper 2017 safety name, the kind that combines a religious figure from history with a spicy food and lots of vowels.
From now on, Jones will be known as either Confucius Habanero or Zarathustra Hotwing.