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    PackerRats Glossary

    Inspired by a Guiness post quoting a Mr. Randism, let's document the language here on the forum.

    APRH = Assuming Players Remain Healthy

    A necessary caveat to discussing ANY Packer player's fortunes covering any period longer than 4 days.


    For the next poster, please take BOMNF! as the next entry. After you define, suggest the next word or acronym.
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    BOMNF! - Beer out my nose funny.

    A reaction to any question by a reporter trying to get TT to talk about who he's looking at in the upcoming NFL Draft.

    Next...FWIW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    BOMNF! - Beer out my nose funny.

    A reaction to any question by a reporter trying to get TT to talk about who he's looking at in the upcoming NFL Draft.

    Next...FWIW
    I thought it was out my nose f...u...c...k!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joemailman View Post
    BOMNF! - Beer out my nose funny.

    A reaction to any question by a reporter trying to get TT to talk about who he's looking at in the upcoming NFL Draft.

    Next...FWIW
    For What It's Worth, correct? Meaning, someone gives an opinion or a factoid that may not add much info or the author is humble about his/her/xe opinion.

    I realize many of these will be common internet phrases, but WTF, why not define them?

    next: QFT
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    For What It's Worth, correct? Meaning, someone gives an opinion or a factoid that may not add much info or the author is humble about his/her/xe opinion.

    I realize many of these will be common internet phrases, but WTF, why not define them?

    next: QFT
    Quoted For Truth - this can be used for both good and evil. It can be a tip of the cap to the person saying it, but will also be used to preserve a post made by a poster who has a habit of going back and editing what they wrote, so they can not deny it later.

    next up - FIFY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guiness View Post
    Quoted For Truth - this can be used for both good and evil. It can be a tip of the cap to the person saying it, but will also be used to preserve a post made by a poster who has a habit of going back and editing what they wrote, so they can not deny it later.

    next up - FIFY
    FIFY = Fixed It For You (normally used to make a joke or contrary point while "quoting" a previous poster by changing a key word of the quote)


    Next up 579!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    FIFY = Fixed It For You (normally used to make a joke or contrary point while "quoting" a previous poster by changing a key word of the quote)


    Next up 579!
    Ah, a modern classic. 579 is the number of yards the Kaepernick-led, read-option, SF offense amounted against a totally unprepared and befuddled Capers defense in the Divisional round following the 2012 season. Since, this number (with exclamation point, italicized, boldened, and in largest font available) has become a shorthand for the shortcomings of the Capers defense in particular and the Packer organization playoff failures generally.

    Next up: Unsound!
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    "Unsound." Didn't that one come out of someone's offseason rant - probably Wist - about the (lack of) value of the Packer two-man defensive line formations?

    Next up: "Patlerized."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    "Unsound." Didn't that one come out of someone's offseason rant - probably Wist - about the (lack of) value of the Packer two-man defensive line formations?

    Next up: "Patlerized."
    Its 2 down lineman yes, but also abandoning the middle of the field or refusing to worry about the run defense. Unsound can be used with 579's artistic touches for a fun effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    Next up: "Patlerized."
    To patlerize is to pbmax someone.

    I suggest FMUTA! as an expression of exasperation.

    The existing canon:

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    "Patlerized." Being proved false by facts and data. "You've just been Patlerized" means that someone proved you wrong in a way that leaves you little to no room to save face.


    Next up...... the Bretsky Curse

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinHarrell View Post
    "Patlerized." Being proved false by facts and data. "You've just been Patlerized" means that someone proved you wrong in a way that leaves you little to no room to save face.


    Next up...... the Bretsky Curse

    Nicely put. You can be Patlerized by someone other than Patler, but the odds are its going to be Patler. I think he would be OK with this definition. Though I bet he would want logic and clear thought to get a shout out.


    So next up is Bretsky Curse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Nicely put. You can be Patlerized by someone other than Patler, but the odds are its going to be Patler. I think he would be OK with this definition. Though I bet he would want logic and clear thought to get a shout out.


    So next up is Bretsky Curse!
    A Bretsky curse, of course, is an enthusiastic endorsement of a player who subsequently fails. Its exact etymology, origins and archetypical examples I leave to others, but its usage demurs and hedges one's own enthusiasm for unproven players, as in "I don't want to put a Bretsky curse on the guy but this kid Bostick has great instincts and is gonna be remembered here down the road".
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    Lambeau Field is alive with the unsound of Capers.
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    Fuckdoggle...even though I prefer McFuckdoggle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobblehead View Post
    Fuckdoggle...even though I prefer McFuckdoggle.
    Before you can suggest one you have to answer one. Fritz has Patlerized on the board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Before you can suggest one you have to answer one. Fritz has Patlerized on the board.
    Nah, this is packerrats. No stinking rules! (we must have a packerrat word for that, yes, it's TANK!) LOL.

    I also suggest: "BRING BLACK ....."
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Nah, this is packerrats. No stinking rules! (we must have a packerrat word for that, yes, it's TANK!) LOL.

    I also suggest: "BRING BLACK ....."
    No, the answer and suggest way gets everyone involved.

    Otherwise the list of 42 I came up with earlier today while avoiding work is going to ruin everyone else's fun.
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    I can't edit my post right now but patlerizing needs to be done by Patler.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinHarrell View Post
    I can't edit my post right now but patlerizing needs to be done by Patler.....
    Yeah, and your definition was OK, but lacking in depth. Being Patlerized by Patler means having your position dissected down to the last, seemingly trivial detail. Each incorrect assertion, assumption, claim, hint, suggestion is individually addressed and refuted, typically with multiple sources, all linked. Every argument is described and deconstructed and every false or incomplete point is laid bare, like an open wound, painfully visible for all of the packerrats forum to see. Most often, one must look away, for to hold your gaze on the dismembered, disemboweled, twisted wreck of a destroyed posting is to be suddenly and violently ill. Being Patlerized is like being stalked by a terminator; coldly, mercilessly and relentlessly will Patler pursue you and your weak or fraudulent argument. He will post, then re-post, the rebut, then re-rebut.. He doesn't get tired, he doesn't feel remorse, and he doesn't quit until your arguments are dead.
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