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    Neo Rat HOFer Fritz's Avatar
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    "Unsound." Didn't that one come out of someone's offseason rant - probably Wist - about the (lack of) value of the Packer two-man defensive line formations?

    Next up: "Patlerized."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    "Unsound." Didn't that one come out of someone's offseason rant - probably Wist - about the (lack of) value of the Packer two-man defensive line formations?

    Next up: "Patlerized."
    Its 2 down lineman yes, but also abandoning the middle of the field or refusing to worry about the run defense. Unsound can be used with 579's artistic touches for a fun effect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fritz View Post
    Next up: "Patlerized."
    To patlerize is to pbmax someone.

    I suggest FMUTA! as an expression of exasperation.

    The existing canon:

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    "Patlerized." Being proved false by facts and data. "You've just been Patlerized" means that someone proved you wrong in a way that leaves you little to no room to save face.


    Next up...... the Bretsky Curse

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustinHarrell View Post
    "Patlerized." Being proved false by facts and data. "You've just been Patlerized" means that someone proved you wrong in a way that leaves you little to no room to save face.


    Next up...... the Bretsky Curse

    Nicely put. You can be Patlerized by someone other than Patler, but the odds are its going to be Patler. I think he would be OK with this definition. Though I bet he would want logic and clear thought to get a shout out.


    So next up is Bretsky Curse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Nicely put. You can be Patlerized by someone other than Patler, but the odds are its going to be Patler. I think he would be OK with this definition. Though I bet he would want logic and clear thought to get a shout out.


    So next up is Bretsky Curse!
    A Bretsky curse, of course, is an enthusiastic endorsement of a player who subsequently fails. Its exact etymology, origins and archetypical examples I leave to others, but its usage demurs and hedges one's own enthusiasm for unproven players, as in "I don't want to put a Bretsky curse on the guy but this kid Bostick has great instincts and is gonna be remembered here down the road".
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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    A Bretsky curse, of course, is an enthusiastic endorsement of a player who subsequently fails. Its exact etymology, origins and archetypical examples I leave to others, but its usage demurs and hedges one's own enthusiasm for unproven players, as in "I don't want to put a Bretsky curse on the guy but this kid Bostick has great instincts and is gonna be remembered here down the road".
    Next after topic after swede boxed up the Bretsky Curse:

    bobblehead's suggestion of Fuckdoggle
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Next after topic after swede boxed up the Bretsky Curse:

    bobblehead's suggestion of Fuckdoggle
    Fuckdoggle is a player who comes into the league with little or no acclaim and against all odds make the roster and then contributes in games. The ultimate Fuckdoggle would be an undrafted white wide receiver, although variations are allowed.

    Next Up: Koolaid Drinker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swede View Post
    A Bretsky curse, of course, is an enthusiastic endorsement of a player who subsequently fails. Its exact etymology, origins and archetypical examples I leave to others, but its usage demurs and hedges one's own enthusiasm for unproven players, as in "I don't want to put a Bretsky curse on the guy but this kid Bostick has great instincts and is gonna be remembered here down the road".
    'subsequently fails' doesn't quite cut it! The so-endorsed player will fail spectacularly, on or off the field, with extra points for assault related charges
    see: Thurman, Odell
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