Quote Originally Posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
Didn't Kramer play his first few years in the NFL with a huge wood splinter in his side that he didn't know about? I think he got injured when he was knocked up against a fence rail on his ranch where he grew up...

...On the other hand, maybe I'm confusing Kramer with Lucas McCain from the old "Rifleman" TV series.
Mystery solved... https://news.google.com/newspapers?n...,1676100&hl=en

He played with three wood splinters in his groin. Two of them were four inches long and 1/2 inch in diameter. One was two inches long.

I guess this is how you got a woodie before viagra.