At some point, the NFL is going to start referring to these injuries like the NHL. Upper torso, lower body, etc.

The NFL could add anterior/posterior or just the side of the body affected. We will need a grid to figure out what bones and muscle groups will be affected.

And New England will claim that a hamstring is technically part of the upper torso and it was a simple misunderstanding that caused them to refer to the wrong side of the body.