I misread that first part as 1 STD. I figured that he ran into the Musky Queen.
Good times, good times.
I wish we could look back and say that the Muskie Queen brought the Packers to a Super Bowl win, but alas, she did not. She did, though, bring us many moments of joy and hope, as beauty queens often do.
"The Devine era is actually worse than you remember if you go back and look at it."