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  1. 11-13-2017, 11:04 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by denverYooper View Post
    Not many seem to be buying Bennett's story.

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    Martellus Bennett’s shoulder injury is related to a broken collar bone suffered by another player, a first in modern day medicine. This will be studied for years

    Sympathetic injuries have been inflicted since the dawn of man. That's why they burned the witches in NE. Wait a second, who else is in New England and weighs the same as a duck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Sympathetic injuries have been inflicted since the dawn of man. That's why they burned the witches in NE. Wait a second, who else is in New England and weighs the same as a duck?
    Very small rocks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Sympathetic injuries have been inflicted since the dawn of man. That's why they burned the witches in NE. Wait a second, who else is in New England and weighs the same as a duck?
    Churches, or very small rocks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    Churches, or very small rocks?
    Hahaha damn beat me to it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Oday View Post
    Hahaha damn beat me to it!
    Pb beat us both lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Sympathetic injuries have been inflicted since the dawn of man. That's why they burned the witches in NE. Wait a second, who else is in New England and weighs the same as a duck?
    A very small rock?
    Swede: My expertise in this area is extensive. The essential difference between a "battleship" and an "aircraft carrier" is that an aircraft carrier requires five direct hits to sink, but it takes only four direct hits to sink a battleship.
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