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    Mark Murphy is as useless as a hind TIT

    I my mind he's now 11 years employed as President of the team and hasn't done a single thing, he must have the best job on the Planet!

    In terms of decision making power this is the guy that could clean house at 1265 Lombardi Avenue.

    Could this be the season that he finally shows his worth and makes sweeping changes?
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    are you asking him to fire himself?
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    I think the expression is useless as tits on a bull ...... he needs to fire that piece of crap Ted Thompson.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
    I think the expression is useless as tits on a bull ......
    Yup, this packer fan:

    is offended by the title to this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texaspackerbacker View Post
    I think the expression is useless as tits on a bull ...... he needs to fire that piece of crap Ted Thompson.
    Lol man, you get what I mean. "Useless as a hind tit" is what I know and might even work better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincenzo View Post
    Lol man, you get what I mean. "Useless as a hind tit" is what I know and might even work better.
    On my uncle's dairy farm it was "hind tit." Down here on the Redneck Riviera they say "Useless as tits on a boar hog."
    One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxie the Taxi View Post
    On my uncle's dairy farm it was "hind tit." Down here on the Redneck Riviera they say "Useless as tits on a boar hog."
    Sucking hind tit = last in line
    Tits on a nun = useless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vincenzo View Post
    I my mind he's now 11 years employed as President of the team and hasn't done a single thing, he must have the best job on the Planet!

    In terms of decision making power this is the guy that could clean house at 1265 Lombardi Avenue.

    Could this be the season that he finally shows his worth and makes sweeping changes?
    Why? The only change needed this offseason is DC and that is up to McCarthy. I hope the only thing Murphy does is endorse this action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pugger View Post
    Why? The only change needed this offseason is DC and that is up to McCarthy. I hope the only thing Murphy does is endorse this action.
    TT needs to go too. his ultra conservative style has held the team back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pugger View Post
    Why? The only change needed this offseason is DC and that is up to McCarthy. I hope the only thing Murphy does is endorse this action.
    Here is what needs to go:

    Ted Thompson and his Scouting Department (Brain Dead comes to mind) Mike 'The Bullshit Artist' McCarthy and his Coaching Staff that includes Dom 'What' Capers.

    Will that happen?

    Of course not because of uselessness at the TOP and Green Bay Packers President Mark Murphy.

    They better not play games with Aaron Rodgers. If I was Aaron Rodgers I'd shake their Pear Tree.

    Are you aware that Aaron Rodgers isn't on the List of the Top 100 Paid Pro Athletes that includes approximately 15 NFL Players? Are you aware that LBER Nick Perry is on that list at NO.82.Think about that?

    Take the way that TT and MM mull over everything and the fact Aaron Rodgers can say Bye Bye after this Season and are you not in the least bit concerned?

    If I'm Aaron Rodgers I want to be paid in accordance with my Star Power and frankly I know I'm worth more than Andrew Luck at NO. 6 on that TOP 100 List and at $50 Million$ in 2017.

    I'm worth more than Drew Brees at NO. 11 and $45.3 M$.

    I'm worth more than Fletcher Cox at NO.27 and $ 33.4 M$

    I'm worth more than Eric Berry at NO. 34 and $ 31.1 M$.

    I'm Aaron Rodgers and I'm not putting up with and Ted Thompson and his silly ass stall and too conservative approach to what I certainly desire and another Super Bowl Ring.

    I'm Aaron Rodgers and I'm sick and tired of covering the ASS of HC Mike McCarthy and every other Coach and that includes DC Dom Capers. It's the same Ole same Ole and pay me as what I deserve or to be paid as the NO. 1 Highest Paid NFL Player; or get rid of all the Riff Raff Ho Hum wanna be BRASS in Green Bay and a real shot at a Super Bowl or BYE BYE Green Bay Packers.

    It's got now to way past 'really stupid and Green Bay Packer small 'b' brass' and ALL ABOUT Aaron Rodgers as the FOCUS of attention.

    It's a choice between Business (and me or Aaron Rodgers and He is the BEST NFL Player) and a real opportunity of a full on support and a Super Bowl.

    For all that makes any REAL sense PLEASE Think.
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    lol
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    My tell for football illiteracy is the denigration of TT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    My tell for football illiteracy is the denigration of TT.
    You'll lose that smug sense of satisfaction when Thompson's creation loses to the Browns Mr. Rand!

    Its the only result that matters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    You'll lose that smug sense of satisfaction when Thompson's creation loses to the Browns Mr. Rand!

    Its the only result that matters.
    I told you I've prepared a grocery bag with eyeholes for just such a contingency.
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    They should hire Elway, stock his liquor cabinet, and let the firings begin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by denverYooper View Post
    They should hire Elway, stock his liquor cabinet, and let the firings begin.
    Someone joked (was it here or Twitter? Don't remember) that soon the masthead at Bronco HQ will look like this:

    Owner: Elway
    GM: Elway
    Head Scout: Elway
    Coach: Elway
    QB: Elway
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Someone joked (was it here or Twitter? Don't remember) that soon the masthead at Bronco HQ will look like this:

    Owner: Elway
    GM: Elway
    Head Scout: Elway
    Coach: Elway
    QB: Elway
    Why are the Broncos 3-7? Because they have no QB. Even with that vaunted defense they look terrible. All this talk of cleaning out management didn't start until we lost our QB and his backup isn't up to snuff. We can blame Ted for our backup situation but getting a competent backup QB is a luxury in this league. Hell, there are 10 teams in the league that don't even have a decent starter. If we fix our defense this offseason 2018 is going to be a lot of fun and all of this will be a distant memory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pugger View Post
    Why are the Broncos 3-7? Because they have no QB. Even with that vaunted defense they look terrible. All this talk of cleaning out management didn't start until we lost our QB and his backup isn't up to snuff. We can blame Ted for our backup situation but getting a competent backup QB is a luxury in this league. Hell, there are 10 teams in the league that don't even have a decent starter. If we fix our defense this offseason 2018 is going to be a lot of fun and all of this will be a distant memory.
    You know if you have a starting caliber back-up QB, because he's starting for another team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pugger View Post
    All this talk of cleaning out management didn't start until we lost our QB and his backup isn't up to snuff. We can blame Ted for our backup situation but getting a competent backup QB is a luxury in this league. If we fix our defense this offseason 2018 is going to be a lot of fun and all of this will be a distant memory.
    calling for TT ouster started two or three years ago. fixing the D has been the focus of the last 3 or 4 drafts and look what you've got. the saints fixed their horrible D in one year. TT has let talent go in the name of salary cap (that doesn't get used). failed to add impact players in FA. kept a roster full of struggling young players because they're "his guys." cheap at the expense quality. that's his motto.

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