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    The prequels would have written themselves if Lucas wasn't such a money grubbing shit bag.

    EP 1, First half: Annikan origins, introduction to the force, small glimpse of things not being quite right. Second half, teen Annikan being shown as far stronger with the force than even anticipated. Warnings from Yoda. Scrap the force Jesus routine.

    EP 2, Annikan having a secret life outside the Jedi. Not getting married and having terribly written love scenes. Action scenes of the clone wars and growing bond with Obi Wan. Emperor finds him and sees the darkness. Cultivates the darkness ultimately turning him in the final scene.

    EP 3, Vader being a killing machine.

    In EP 4 Obi Wan said "Vader hunted down and killed all the Jedi". He said nothing about "Clones had a secret code implanted that turns them on the Jedi". Lucas neutered Vader in EP1-3. And as Rand said, there is no main character that makes any sense or that you give 2 shits about.
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zool View Post
    The prequels would have written themselves if Lucas wasn't such a money grubbing shit bag.

    EP 1, First half: Annikan origins, introduction to the force, small glimpse of things not being quite right. Second half, teen Annikan being shown as far stronger with the force than even anticipated. Warnings from Yoda. Scrap the force Jesus routine.

    EP 2, Annikan having a secret life outside the Jedi. Not getting married and having terribly written love scenes. Action scenes of the clone wars and growing bond with Obi Wan. Emperor finds him and sees the darkness. Cultivates the darkness ultimately turning him in the final scene.

    EP 3, Vader being a killing machine.

    In EP 4 Obi Wan said "Vader hunted down and killed all the Jedi". He said nothing about "Clones had a secret code implanted that turns them on the Jedi". Lucas neutered Vader in EP1-3. And as Rand said, there is no main character that makes any sense or that you give 2 shits about.
    you would really hope that one of the planned spinoffs would have been about vader being a complete killing machine. hell that would make a great trilogy

    what happened between episode 3 and roge one that made everyone so terrified of him? THAT, would be the ultimate star wars story. make it dark as shit too

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    you would really hope that one of the planned spinoffs would have been about vader being a complete killing machine. hell that would make a great trilogy

    what happened between episode 3 and roge one that made everyone so terrified of him? THAT, would be the ultimate star wars story. make it dark as shit too
    This.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    you would really hope that one of the planned spinoffs would have been about vader being a complete killing machine. hell that would make a great trilogy

    what happened between episode 3 and roge one that made everyone so terrified of him? THAT, would be the ultimate star wars story. make it dark as shit too
    I wonder if we'll get any of that in the upcoming Obi Wan movie.

    If ever there were a purpose for spinoff movies it would be to get Boba Fett on screen. Is there any character in anything that is more beloved yet less explored?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3irty1 View Post
    I wonder if we'll get any of that in the upcoming Obi Wan movie.

    If ever there were a purpose for spinoff movies it would be to get Boba Fett on screen. Is there any character in anything that is more beloved yet less explored?
    i think the obi wan movie has been canceled, due to solo not making enough money

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