Assistant Coach Shuffle 2018

[mraynrand]

loved everything i heard from Pettine today.

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Browns seriously screwed up by giving me the job instead of Dan Quinn.
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Mike Pettine
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28 Jan 2014
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Just found out our interview this week is with Kyle Shanahan, not Mike. AND that he's never coached for the Bills before. Shit.
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Mike Pettine
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28 Jan 2014
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Parody accounts are lame. RT @cctweets09 Did someone make a parody account for Pettine's daughter yet?
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Mike Pettine
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27 Jan 2014
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There's three things in life you can never have enough of. Good friends, money, and former Buffalo Bills assistant coaches.
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Mike Pettine
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26 Jan 2014
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Getting ready to settle in for the Pro Bowl. Heard there's a lot of offense in this game, and I know nothing about offense. #TakingNotes
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26 Jan 2014
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Really hope Josh Gordon has stayed away from the Maui Wowie this week out in Hawaii.
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26 Jan 2014
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If Cam Cameron turns me down, I'm turning to http://Match.com to find an offensive coordinator.
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Mike Pettine
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26 Jan 2014
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This whole hiring coordinators thing is tough. I've been turned down more times than a pork sandwich in Tel Aviv.
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25 Jan 2014
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Not that I blame him, but Chud defecated in one of the desk drawers in the coaches office when cleaning his stuff out of here.
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25 Jan 2014
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Text message I just got from Chud: "Rent, don't buy."
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Mike Pettine
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25 Jan 2014
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My daughter just told me I'm not allowed to wear Browns clothing when her friends are around "so I don't embarrass her".

[gbgary]

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Browns seriously screwed up by giving me the job instead of Dan Quinn.
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ha! that account might be worth a follow especially how comical our D was last year.