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    Yoko 2.0

    http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/2...-aaron-rodgers

    Patrick, a Chicago Bears fan, confirmed Monday she is dating the Green Bay Packers quarterback.
    "Yes, Aaron and I are dating," Patrick told The Associated Press.
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    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    She’s totally hot, has that hot Shania Twain look......drool.

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    some chicago media outlet/person said she was dating the brother of the Bachelor winner. lol

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    i guess she can't race for shit, but shes hot as all hell

    very nice

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    I'm sure she'll take Aaron for a ride.

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    I have a brother-in-law who has a recording of racing sounds, cars zooming around a track, that he plays while working on cars in his garage.

    I wonder if Danica has something like that playing in the bedroom.

    I have a hard time seeing this California-Nascar love connection.

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    At least he's not living with Clay Mathews.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teamcheez1 View Post
    I'm sure she'll take Aaron for a ride.
    He needs a tune up. Maybe she'll put him on the rack. Pop the clutch. Change his oil. Lube the Chassis. Test his piston compression. Clean his fuel injectors.

    OK I'll stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post

    I have a hard time seeing this California-Nascar love connection.
    She has Napa know-how. No really, I'm done now.
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    I thought I heard she was going to compete in the Daytona and Indy 500 this spring and then call it a career.

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    I pretty much assumed she was gay.

    Oh well, them gay babies line up a Bretsky situation much easier than the straight girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
    I have a brother-in-law who has a recording of racing sounds, cars zooming around a track, that he plays while working on cars in his garage.

    I wonder if Danica has something like that playing in the bedroom.

    I have a hard time seeing this California-Nascar love connection.
    Lotta race tracks in California. Just a question of what kind of body type you are into.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    I pretty much assumed she was gay.

    Oh well, them gay babies line up a Bretsky situation much easier than the straight girls.
    Here's a theory: this is a mutual beard situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    I pretty much assumed she was gay.

    Oh well, them gay babies line up a Bretsky situation much easier than the straight girls.
    Plenty of female athletes are gay.

    However, driving a car in a circle at high speed takes skills, but so does flying an airplane. Airline pilots aren't athletes, and neither are NASCAR drivers. Therefore, Miss Danica ain't gay.

    If I were Rodgers, I'd go for J-Law or Rihanna or that hot Asian chick from that Family Guy episode that saw Bill Maher make a cameo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Plenty of female athletes are gay.

    However, driving a car in a circle at high speed takes skills, but so does flying an airplane. Airline pilots aren't athletes, and neither are NASCAR drivers. Therefore, Miss Danica ain't gay.

    If I were Rodgers, I'd go for J-Law or Rihanna or that hot Asian chick from that Family Guy episode that saw Bill Maher make a cameo.
    let's break down the 'syllogism':
    - Plenty of female athletes are gay
    - Driving a car at high speed requires skill
    - Flying an airplane requires skill
    - Airline pilots are not athletes
    - NASCAR drivers are not athletes
    Conclusion: Danica Patrick isn't a lesbian
    Corollary conclusion: Dr. John Holmes, MD, Ph.D. would be very disappointed in your lack of logic
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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    let's break down the 'syllogism':
    - Plenty of female athletes are gay
    - Driving a car at high speed requires skill
    - Flying an airplane requires skill
    - Airline pilots are not athletes
    - NASCAR drivers are not athletes
    Conclusion: Danica Patrick isn't a lesbian
    Corollary conclusion: Dr. John Holmes, MD, Ph.D. would be very disappointed in your lack of logic
    lol Another thing is, Ms Danicia is too bitchy to be gay. Seems like every time I watch her highlights, she's barking at her male competitors.

    Btw: What's up with the Thompson avatars? First thing I do when reading another poster's post is check out his or her avatar. The quoted post, I honestly thought I was reading a Harlan post before I noticed your sig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Btw: What's up with the Thompson avatars? First thing I do when reading another poster's post is check out his or her avatar. The quoted post, I honestly thought I was reading a Harlan post before I noticed your sig.
    Harlan and Red have pictures right from the minnesota game. Mine is a photoshop of Ted as Captain Chrstopher Pike after the radiation accident, confined to a wheelchair and only able to signify yes (one red flash) or no (two red flashes). Note: If they hadn't fired him, Ted could still have signaled choice of signing new free agent (two red flashes).

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    Quote Originally Posted by mraynrand View Post
    Harlan and Red have pictures right from the minnesota game. Mine is a photoshop of Ted as Captain Chrstopher Pike after the radiation accident, confined to a wheelchair and only able to signify yes (one red flash) or no (two red flashes). Note: If they hadn't fired him, Ted could still have signaled choice of signing new free agent (two red flashes).
    OIC. I enjoy watching the neo Star Trek films, but the old stuff are too technologically obsolete for my taste, so I had no clue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    Btw: What's up with the Thompson avatars? First thing I do when reading another poster's post is check out his or her avatar. The quoted post, I honestly thought I was reading a Harlan post before I noticed your sig.
    When Ted announced he was leaving to spend more time with his family, I co-opted red's avatar as a tribute to the fallen hero. Ted, not red. I see now that it caused confusion and I regret the error in judgement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlan Huckleby View Post
    When Ted announced he was leaving to spend more time with his family, I co-opted red's avatar as a tribute to the fallen hero. Ted, not red. I see now that it caused confusion and I regret the error in judgement.
    lol

    Speaking of Ted's family, I seriously believe that Ted sacrificed personal happiness for professional gain. And so in the closet he remains.
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