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    Peter King's Last MMQB

    Of course there is a Favre story that then becomes three more Favre stories.

    But then surprise Johnny Holland mentioned deep in the column along with a shout out to Wolf and Holmgren.

    Other highlights:
    -Eagle fan yelling at Peter to write about someone other than Favre
    -Favre joking with Peter to write about someone other than Bledsoe*
    -Jimmy Johnson threatening to bury Peter's career
    -Michael Irvin hosting Peter for an interview at the strip club
    -Tagliabue shout out but about something much more than football
    -Mentions of Schneider, Dorsey and McCarthy (no Ted!)

    best of all
    From 2003

    I was actually hired to go to a fantasy football convention in Red Wing, Minn., to dispense advice in August. I told the fans that if they couldn’t get one of the stud quarterbacks, solve your running back and receiver needs first, then wait and get Washington’s Danny Wuerffel, who would have a good year playing in Steve Spurrier’s offense.

    “You’re smoking crack!” a guy yelled.

    * I can't be the only one here who remembers that during the 90s, the 49er/Cowboy/Parcell-Patriots era, there was a time that Favre was UNDERcovered.
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    The biggest Favre takeaway according to Twitter is that Favre acknowledges he went to rehab 3 times (once prior to the publicly known Kansas City facility featuring the PC run by Holmgren and once more after that).

    It took until the third time that Favre was willing to admit that alcohol was the underlying problem.
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    i always got a kick out of the fact that everyone kept praising him after he had his first stint in rehad, even though everyone in the UP and the northwoods of wisconsin still knew he was a giant drunk who made a giant dickhead ut of himself on almost a weekly basis. even though the national media and packer media ball lickers would keep telling us he was completely changed and clean

    this is a pretty good example of the lengths the "packer media" will go to in order to make the team and players look squeaky clean
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    King is someone Tex would obliviously call a "leftist asshole."

    I tend to agree with King on a lot of off-topic stuff, but his football stuff nowadays are dull and full of bias. For example, when news broke out that P-Mann, as a stud college young un, allegedly assaulted a chick sexually, and subsequently, the Mannings allegedly conspired to scapegoat an African-American player for the vicious crime, King was like, "Payton Manning is incapable of sexual assault and no fucking way he's a racist."

    Sports Illustrated oughta hire Norman Chad to replace King.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    i always got a kick out of the fact that everyone kept praising him after he had his first stint in rehad, even though everyone in the UP and the northwoods of wisconsin still knew he was a giant drunk who made a giant dickhead ut of himself on almost a weekly basis. even though the national media and packer media ball lickers would keep telling us he was completely changed and clean

    this is a pretty good example of the lengths the "packer media" will go to in order to make the team and players look squeaky clean
    Packers local media is not the harshest environment, but you take this too far. I think anyone who knew anything about addiction and rehab thought that going in for painkillers and then still drinking was doomed to fail and I think that was reflected in local coverage. In fact, I believe alcohol was brought up in the Holmgren/Favre PC. Unless it was published somewhere else, no one is punishing stories about where Favre was drinking Friday night.

    And the fact that he was still drinking afterward was covered as well.

    More telling are the public fibs Holmgren was willing to tell. I wonder if he was more honest with the player than with the media.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    i always got a kick out of the fact that everyone kept praising him after he had his first stint in rehad, even though everyone in the UP and the northwoods of wisconsin still knew he was a giant drunk who made a giant dickhead ut of himself on almost a weekly basis. even though the national media and packer media ball lickers would keep telling us he was completely changed and clean

    this is a pretty good example of the lengths the "packer media" will go to in order to make the team and players look squeaky clean
    In a QB-plagued league, the Gunslinger single-handily turned around a moribund Packer franchise. Favre ain't a saint, and I've ceased with the GOAT reference after the truth got out about Favre's pompous refusal to throw the rock to an underdog UDFA wideout in practice, but cut Favre some slack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    i always got a kick out of the fact that everyone kept praising him after he had his first stint in rehad, even though everyone in the UP and the northwoods of wisconsin still knew he was a giant drunk who made a giant dickhead ut of himself on almost a weekly basis. even though the national media and packer media ball lickers would keep telling us he was completely changed and clean

    this is a pretty good example of the lengths the "packer media" will go to in order to make the team and players look squeaky clean
    You know something red:

    Your if right ... right ... as this is surprising NEWS on Brett Favre to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Of course there is a Favre story that then becomes three more Favre stories.

    But then surprise Johnny Holland mentioned deep in the column along with a shout out to Wolf and Holmgren.

    Other highlights:
    -Eagle fan yelling at Peter to write about someone other than Favre
    -Favre joking with Peter to write about someone other than Bledsoe*
    -Jimmy Johnson threatening to bury Peter's career
    -Michael Irvin hosting Peter for an interview at the strip club
    -Tagliabue shout out but about something much more than football
    -Mentions of Schneider, Dorsey and McCarthy (no Ted!)

    best of all



    * I can't be the only one here who remembers that during the 90s, the 49er/Cowboy/Parcell-Patriots era, there was a time that Favre was UNDERcovered.
    I thought he was most under-covered when he was texting as a Jet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    In a QB-plagued league, the Gunslinger single-handily turned around a moribund Packer franchise. Favre ain't a saint, and I've ceased with the GOAT reference after the truth got out about Favre's pompous refusal to throw the rock to an underdog UDFA wideout in practice, but cut Favre some slack.

    Profound addiction ain't something one can destroy cold turkey. The annihilation of the demons is a step-by-step process of progressions that craves time, space and matter.
    It always comes down to 'the bottom line'.

    That 'bottomline and Brett Favre' is, he's for a very long time reportedly and 'in TRUTH', evidently SOBER.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Of course there is a Favre story that then becomes three more Favre stories.

    But then surprise Johnny Holland mentioned deep in the column along with a shout out to Wolf and Holmgren.

    Other highlights:
    -Eagle fan yelling at Peter to write about someone other than Favre
    -Favre joking with Peter to write about someone other than Bledsoe*
    -Jimmy Johnson threatening to bury Peter's career
    -Michael Irvin hosting Peter for an interview at the strip club
    -Tagliabue shout out but about something much more than football
    -Mentions of Schneider, Dorsey and McCarthy (no Ted!)

    best of all



    * I can't be the only one here who remembers that during the 90s, the 49er/Cowboy/Parcell-Patriots era, there was a time that Favre was UNDERcovered.
    Hi pbmax:

    Would you please post the LINK for this.

    Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodbuck27 View Post
    Hi pbmax:

    Would you please post the LINK for this.

    Thanks.
    https://www.si.com/vault/1995/10/30/...--at-home-on-t

    Excellent read. Surprised pb did not start a "Smarter" thread based on this article. Travis Jervey and LeShon Johnson literally ordered a lion but had to cancel the order at Holmgren's barking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
    https://www.si.com/vault/1995/10/30/...--at-home-on-t

    Excellent read. Surprised pb did not start a "Smarter" thread based on this article. Travis Jervey and LeShon Johnson literally ordered a lion but had to cancel the order at Holmgren's barking.
    Thanks Packer Fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pbmax View Post
    Packers local media is not the harshest environment, but you take this too far. I think anyone who knew anything about addiction and rehab thought that going in for painkillers and then still drinking was doomed to fail and I think that was reflected in local coverage. In fact, I believe alcohol was brought up in the Holmgren/Favre PC. Unless it was published somewhere else, no one is punishing stories about where Favre was drinking Friday night.

    And the fact that he was still drinking afterward was covered as well.

    More telling are the public fibs Holmgren was willing to tell. I wonder if he was more honest with the player than with the media.
    i don't recall hearing anyone talk about how he was still drinking. i remember having to roll my eyes everytime i had to hear about him kicking the habit though

    and since we're ripping on king bert and spilling things about him

    he also doesn't like having to pay or tip for things even though he's worth buttloads of money

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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    i don't recall hearing anyone talk about how he was still drinking. i remember having to roll my eyes everytime i had to hear about him kicking the habit though

    and since we're ripping on king bert and spilling things about him

    he also doesn't like having to pay or tip for things even though he's worth buttloads of money
    They kept talking about it. Once that detail spilled, and it spilled early, they kept up the story that this was strictly for pain killer addiction. I don't remember what the substance abuse policy was at the time, but there was suspicion the Packers wanted it to be pain killers rather than alcohol to keep possible League action at bay. But I don't remember the details.

    However, once they got there publicly, Favre kept mentioning that he didn't have a problem with alcohol.
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    As per usual, Tank fucked up...

    This is the link to Kings' last MMQB

    https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/05/21/pe...terback-column

    This is my favorite quote from his article.

    “I like the Colts. We have something in common: We both defected in the middle of the night.”

    —Olympic gymnast Nadia Comaneci, to USA Today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post

    “I like the Colts. We have something in common: We both defected in the middle of the night.”

    —Olympic gymnast Nadia Comaneci, to USA Today.
    My eyes are going, I thought that said 'defecated'
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    Quote Originally Posted by KYPack View Post
    As per usual, Tank fucked up...

    This is the link to Kings' last MMQB

    https://www.si.com/nfl/2018/05/21/pe...terback-column

    This is my favorite quote from his article.

    “I like the Colts. We have something in common: We both defected in the middle of the night.”

    —Olympic gymnast Nadia Comaneci, to USA Today.
    I assumed everyone knew how to access that "last" article. Just Google Peter Fuckin' King.

    That "last" article provided the link to the one that I provided above. In addition to the part 'bout Jervey and Johnson buying a lion, the article hinted that Favre and Sharpe weren't best of friends. Read the article and be smarter at football.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    i don't recall hearing anyone talk about how he was still drinking. i remember having to roll my eyes everytime i had to hear about him kicking the habit though

    and since we're ripping on king bert and spilling things about him

    he also doesn't like having to pay or tip for things even though he's worth buttloads of money
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    Quote Originally Posted by red View Post
    i don't recall hearing anyone talk about how he was still drinking. i remember having to roll my eyes everytime i had to hear about him kicking the habit though

    and since we're ripping on king bert and spilling things about him

    he also doesn't like having to pay or tip for things even though he's worth buttloads of money
    Favre and Chmura use to go to a bar on Water St in Milwaukee and hit the alcohol hard in the mid-90s. They would be kept in a back room with a bunch of women who were not their wives.
    But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

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    I remember a story that Paul Hornung told a decade or so ago. Brett appeared on television program with Hornung and was asked if he was still drinking and Brett looked the camera square and said, "I honestly haven't had a sip of alcohol after coming out of rehab."

    Hornung had to stop from laughing because as he told the story he and Brett played golf all day before the shoot at the golf course and he said Brett must have drank a case of beer on the golf course.

    This must have been shot in the summer of 1997.

    I am one of the biggest Favre honks around because Favre was the boy who refused to grow up and he played the game with so much passion, and his life off the field made me giggle. I suggest reading "The Gunslinger" biography on Favre. You don't need to read Peter King, it's all in there.

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