Who Should Be Next On My Chopping Block?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

This fucker needs to be blown up.

Talkin’ ‘bout thyself?

I ain’t too fond of suicide, not cos Providence forbids it or Providence has 14 virgins a-waiting in the afterlife, but b/c out time in this universe is so short, we should try to prolong it for as long as possible. Once our time expires, it expires.

That being said, I was ready to end it all since I, to quote the poet, flip burgers for the minimum-wage/live a wretched life devoid of marriage. I was, to paraphrase Coldplay, standing on an edge, tied to a noose; Kap came along and he cut me loose.

Kap and his sacrifice inspired me, to quote the poet, to live and to love and to fight!