Chickens Everywhere are Rejoicing as the World that I Knew Comes to an End.

[MadtownPacker]

Sounds like your roosters fought to the finish. Bad mofos.

Yeah, I miss the eggs. They made everything even cheap ass cake mix better. Now I just buy watery store ones.

You ever give them mealworms. I had one trained to jump in the air and peck it from my hand. I would rattle the bag and they would come running full blast to me. If you haven’t get a bag for the kids to try. It was like crack to them (the chickens).

[hoosier]

Yup, mealworms--and the rattling sound--is how our kids get them to leave the neighbors yard, come back under the fence and get their asses in the coop. The sights and sounds of backyard massacres never taught them a thing, but they can learn to associate a vague rattling sound with tasty treat. I guess the instinct for self preservation starts and stops in the stomach.