OFFICIAL AARON RODGERS THE LIVING LEGEND THREAD

[NewsBruin]

“You know, words are so interesting,” Rodgers said according to Pro Football Talk. “They have such power in their spells. There’s a reason it’s called ‘spelling,’ because the way that the letters are put together have such power.”

[Bretsky]

“You know, words are so interesting,” Rodgers said according to Pro Football Talk. “They have such power in their spells. There’s a reason it’s called ‘spelling,’ because the way that the letters are put together have such power.”

such a shitbag

[Fritz]

“You know, words are so interesting,” Rodgers said according to Pro Football Talk. “They have such power in their spells. There’s a reason it’s called ‘spelling,’ because the way that the letters are put together have such power.”

So Rodgers takes a pretty big pay cut, after milking the Packers for all he could. That's a passive-aggressive middle finger if ever there was one.

Here's an analogy, and if you are female or gay or bisexual or anything else, please know there are equivalents, of course:

You have had this girlfriend for a long time. Hottest chick around, bar none or maybe only one. But as time goes on, she becomes more and more high maintenance, and you realize one day that she hasn't given you head in a long, long time. And she's telling you who your friends should be. You go along with that for a couple years, though you're flirting with a younger woman - not sure if she's even as close to as good in bed as your girl, but again, your girl is becoming more and more reluctant to do all the dirty things she used to do.

Finally, you tell her she's not going to determine who your friends are any more, and so you break up. Although she seemed at times like she wasn't really into you any more, she's hurt and disappointed but in her passive aggressiveness, she starts spreading word on the street that it was you who was really at fault. Soon enough, she's dating a guy across town, and you're dating the girl with whom you've been flirting. But then your now-ex-girlfriend's new guy is letting the world know that she's fucking like a dirty girl and she can't get his dick in her mouth fast enough or often enough. Hell, she's even swallowing. She's also working out again and looks like she's in damn good shape. You're not sure how your new girl is going to work out, but you also know your ex is doing all that just to get back at you, because she felt slighted.

You can either get all hung up on the controlling old girlfriend, or you can teach your new girl how to swallow and hope she's got some natural talent to go along with it.